Anoying phone solicitations

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Hey all,

I just had another solicitor try to butt-in on my phone conversation and went online to check it out. It was yet another "Congratulation, you have won a free...blah, blah, blah. One of the posts there made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it here:

Things to believe:

• There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
• If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
• You have not won big bucks from a benign benefactor, a pot of pesos from PCH, dinero from a doctor, a car from a caller, or a grant from a gracious government ◄- ◄- ◄- ◄- ◄-
• The tooth fairy really does not exist
• Everything you read on the internet is not necessarily true.
• It is illegal to ask for money for a loan or prize, before awarding the loan or prize!
• "Free Trips" are loaded with mandatory & costly extras, and you usually must give them your card number after listening to a loooong spiel at a hotel.
• Microsoft or a different famous software company, or one of their agents did NOT cold call you to fix your computer.
• The moon is not made of green cheese.
• The IRS will snailmail you, rather than phone you, if there is a problem.
• Jackalope milk is not an aphrodisiac.
• If you Vanilla Card, MoneyGram or Western Union money to a scammer, the money is gone.
• You should beware of Geeks bearing gifts, specially if the gift is a wooden horse with termites, or a statement that your computer is infected.
• 876 is NOT your lucky number, and it will cost you money to call that area code!
• The number you see on your Caller ID may not be the number of the person who called you!

More information on those scams (and others) may be found at
Facts

Remember to return here, to 800notes.com, after you look at any of the information at that site, either to post more information, or to let us know you avoided the scam.

A lot of common sense there that many vulnerable people wouldn't consider.

Mike
 
I use a VoIP unlisted phone # which I never ever give out, and in front of that, I use a 'Google Voice' (GV phone #), which I gladly provide whenever asked for my phone number. (I directed GV# to forward all calls to my VoIP# or mobile) doing this provides many free features including their standard blocking list (huge and effective AFIAK it's like wiki updates from users) and manual blocking using their web based call records. I still get the odd call from the guys that use phone # scrapers.
landline #'s are terrible for getting on every darn telemarketers list.
 
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My sister came up with a good one when someone called trying to "fix" her laptop. She played along for a bit, not clicking on any of the things they told her to, and, after being told to open a presumed evil .exe file, shouted that the entire screen had gone purple, and demanded to talk to the caller's supervisor. They never did call back...


Any musicians out there can also free-style their own hold music. If the person on the other end of the phone is convinced they'll make some money, they'll hold for hours. 😀

Chris
 
The USA used to (may still have) a federal government rn "do not call" list you could put your phone number on and it would stop many such calls. With cheap long distance they all come from overseas, so it makes no difference, and there's no practical way to stop them.
That's what I'd like to know, and why she keeps calling me about refinancing.
If only no one fell for these calls, the callers would stop making money and they'd stop calling. I'm not holding my breath...
 
But politely

One Saturday morning recently the 'phone rang. I answered and the caller asked, by first name, for my wife. I inquired of the nature of the call and was told that it was from the Windows Technical Department. I politely explained that my wife was not at home, but that if you called I was told to tell you to go #$%& yourself. The caller hung up. About five minutes later, the 'phone rang again. It was the earlier caller. Very politely he said, "No, sir, it is you who should go #$%& yourself." He hung up before I could say, "Well played."
 
After my mother had her stroke she could not speak correctly. Much of what she said was gibberish, but about half of her words were random English words that she remembered from her past. Her speech was somewhat slurred too.

When a telemarketer called we would pass the phone to her, and leave the room, only to put the speaker phone on in the next room and listen. Usually it would take from a few seconds to a minute for the caller to hang up, but I believe her personal best was over 5 minutes.

This provided her some much needed excitement, since often she was convinced that an old friend had talked to her. We all got a good laugh in the next room. And the telemarketer, well, who cares?
 
The USA used to (may still have) a federal government rn "do not call" list you could put your phone number on and it would stop many such calls. With cheap long distance they all come from overseas, so it makes no difference, and there's no practical way to stop them.

If only no one fell for these calls, the callers would stop making money and they'd stop calling. I'm not holding my breath...

I've been on that list for years. They just don't care.
 
The do not call registry is a good idea in theory. Trouble is that some companies use the registry database as yet another database of numbers to call.

My only phone is a cell phone. Thankfully, my phone allows me to block callers. It's pretty rare I get a telemarketing call, but recently I've been getting a few. I just add them the blacklist and move on.

Tom
 
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