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pdmjoker

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Apologies if this has been shared elsewhere on this forum:
 

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nigelwright7557 said:
A cork is cheaper.
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That wouldn't work - you need one for each ear! 😉

Tubelab_com said:
Here is my collection of unique data sheets. The links in them have long ago gone dead.
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The Belchfire pdf is sublime! 😀 I quote:

"The BF-6000 SUX represents a breath-taking Crown leap forward into the past in technical innovation and gut-wrenching power that is guaranteed for an unprecedented 25 years."
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although reading it I was reminded of The Plasmatron
"Out of the past, comes the sweet sound of the future…"
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which costs $5,199 or $7,199 depending on version. Helpfully, the page has this explanation of how it works:

"The Plasmatron provides a more linear voltage output by adding negative resistance to the power line source impedance. But that’s ‘EE-speak’... What that really means is: the voltage supplied by the Plasmatron won’t drop. In fact, it can actually go up, when the load is increased. Need more. Get more."
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When you order something from Mouser via their Dutch site, there is always a note in Dutch printed at the bottom of the shipping list about the conditions of the besteling. They probably mean bestelling, Dutch for order, but it actually says besteling, theft.
 
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MarcelvdG said:
When you order something from Mouser via their Dutch site, there is always a note in Dutch printed at the bottom of the shipping list about the conditions of the besteling. They probably mean bestelling, Dutch for order, but it actually says besteling, theft.
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Unfortunate 🙂 but easily done without proper proof reading...

It would be fitting for some audio companies who specialise in snake oil to have besteling on their printed order confirmation.
 
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Tubelab_com said:
Here is my collection of unique data sheets. The links in them have long ago gone dead.
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Ultra-deep 1U with sloped front that spews flames? I guess now we know where Chameleon got their amp design from...

Here's a very not politically correct joke datasheet from National... Goes well with some of their advertisements from that era, oddly enough. Probably can be attributed to Bob Widlar.
 

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