Harmoniously blending cheese and snake-oil:

[Elvee]

Cheesy music: Swiss experiment with sound to make cheese tastier

Yet another use for your beloved audio system.....

 

[andy2]

What if the blender is in itself snake oil?

 

[Quard]

music for the bacteria make a difference? maybe.
music for the cows make a difference? more likely.
might be beating the wrong dumb.

 

[Charles Darwin]

I suspect that the music you play while eating the cheese has a greater influence than music you play to the cheese while ripening.

 

[scottjoplin]

Do you like to listen to music while you eat Charles? I like music (obviously) but I always turn it off while I'm eating, one reason I don't go to restaurants or pubs for meals is the piped music. I don't mind watching TV or talking.

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

Scott, I don't think I ever noticed this, but I'm the same way. I do enjoy an enjoyable beverage while listening to music, but rarely find myself eating anything. Huh...

(And yes, canned public music is almost always terrible.)

P.S. I wonder if the noise is just too distracting? I mean, maybe a peanut butter & banana sammich would work, but a bag of Doritos is right out.

 

[Refugee1]

It is like a BBQ where special distorted music has to be played as an antibiotic to kill salmonella.

 

[Andersonix]

Herr Direktör of the University Music Department is demonstrating the correct way to employ the sneeze-guard using his miniature right hand, while using his giant left hand to slice up a special black cheese with the spiral cheese-cutter.

 

[Charles Darwin]

Do you like to listen to music while you eat Charles? I like music (obviously) but I always turn it off while I'm eating, one reason I don't go to restaurants or pubs for meals is the piped music. I don't mind watching TV or talking.

I'm pretty much the same but quiet instrumentals I don't particularly care about are ok...ish.
Mainly my point is that the environment like colour of lighting, music etc have a proven and quite significant influence on the flavour experienced.

 

[Galu]

Music to eat by - anything from Bread, Meat Loaf or Cream!

 

[Charles Darwin]

How about Eels and CAN?

But hopefully not Garbage.

 

[scottjoplin]

Ege Bamyasi

 

[Galu]

This is really cheesy!

YouTube

 

[Galu]

And this is a cheesy record! There's even holes cut into the vinyl!

 

[scottjoplin]

YouTube

 

[Galu]

I made the mistake of searching for 'cheese snake'!

This result I can post:

"Cheese Snake" Unisex T-Shirt by iknowmat | Redbubble

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

I think they make a little blue pill for that condition.

 

[Rodeodave]

Unbeknownst to them, the cheese is stored in want looks like an array of flow exited Helmholtz resonators, albeit low Q, so the cheese will rather be unable to experience a flat frequency response.

Also, be wary of inner groove distortion cheese!

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

< Ding Ding Ding !! > Congratulations! You win Band Name of the Week:

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

And this is a cheesy record! There's even holes cut into the vinyl!

Man, that thing just wants to rip the cantilever right out of your cartridge.