Here iz a link to one of the local Nashville radio stations that you can listen to online and get your cowboy fix.... Except for Jacco - I think that he prefers the real thing.... 😀😀😀
WKDF - 103.3 FM Nashville, TN - Listen Online
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I wonder how them there heels fits in them there stirrups?
Or am I just dreaming?
Is the one on the right actually wearing panties? Sorry, not a true bareback rider.
Or am I just dreaming?
Is the one on the right actually wearing panties? Sorry, not a true bareback rider.
No need for stirrups
Just grab hold on pair of sumthink ( leave your immagination to decide what pair of what's) and don't let go...
Just grab hold on pair of sumthink ( leave your immagination to decide what pair of what's) and don't let go...
Not really, but the garther belt & banker suit types will do, provided they'll keep the shoes and sun glasses on.
Besides, anything resembling female between 15 and 65 is stamped & stapler'd nowadays, and I don't mean earrings.
(the two sopranos on the horses appear as the barebacker variety)
There iz an old joke similar to that concept - called a "Rodeo [censored]".
Not sure that I can get away with it here - even if I clean up the language and remove all references to religion, politics, etc.....😀😀😀
It's a beautiful day here in Nashville - and of course I wish everyone a Happy Mutherz Day!!!!!! 😉
There is a story from a rodeo, where the audience was invited to ride this wild bronco......
an unknown uy entered the corral, and lo' and behodl , - after two minutes the bronco was tame as a lamb......
" How did you do that?" - someone asked......
"Oh, that was nothing", the bloke answered...... " really nuthin' compared to when the missus had whooping caughs............"
an unknown uy entered the corral, and lo' and behodl , - after two minutes the bronco was tame as a lamb......
" How did you do that?" - someone asked......
"Oh, that was nothing", the bloke answered...... " really nuthin' compared to when the missus had whooping caughs............"
Rodeo ****ing
Mount the missus doggy style. Bend over and whisper in her ear that her sister's quim is way tighter than hers and see if you can hang on for 8 seconds.
That one Thomas?
Mount the missus doggy style. Bend over and whisper in her ear that her sister's quim is way tighter than hers and see if you can hang on for 8 seconds.
That one Thomas?
Its sunday and Im taking a walk. A walk can freshen up body and soul. I even found a brewdog bulldog on my walk. It balances the sweetness of the sun up perfectly. All love to you guys. Im heading home to solder in the supply. Cheers
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's the one Cal!!!! 😀😀😀
Ride 'em Cowboy!!!!
ps - plan funeral services in advance of trying such a thing....😱
Duh, for some, that's sorta like telling the devil's ride that you prefer Jesus' tired old mule.
Not even close. The jealousy among pretty sisters is...how do you say...unsurpassed? I would rather deal with the Devil. He'd be a pussycat in comparison.
Sure, rub it in, as if all of us don't need sunshades to face a sister-in-law, and her glass eye + artificial knee.
(in your case, a brown paper bag with anonymous peep holes. No, I'm not Cal. I'm Bob and just wound up here by coincidence)
(in your case, a brown paper bag with anonymous peep holes. No, I'm not Cal. I'm Bob and just wound up here by coincidence)
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Wise move or pure dumb ***, you decide.
I just acted out the joke with my wife while she's busy in the kitchen. I guess she's heard it before because she started kicking backward as soon as I got to the punchline and got me in the knee. She turned around with a huge grin on her face, gives me the finger and said "you are so bad!" and went right back to her cookies.
Not a word of a lie. Man I have great wife. 😀
I just acted out the joke with my wife while she's busy in the kitchen. I guess she's heard it before because she started kicking backward as soon as I got to the punchline and got me in the knee. She turned around with a huge grin on her face, gives me the finger and said "you are so bad!" and went right back to her cookies.
Not a word of a lie. Man I have great wife. 😀
I have a lot of trouble around them especially if we have a glass of wine or two. Not to mention the 20 and 30 year old nieces. Some of them are stage performers or have been 'Miss this' or 'Miss that' growing up. I have to take a sedative before we visit.