The latest Sandra Bullock film seems to be a real doozey.
I’ve been resisting the temptation to list this dud out of fear of appearing fixed on a particular theme, but what the hell.
Mel should have stuck with a winning formula, Autographed Photo - Toecutter Gang
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Those guys look like a bunch of highly evolved sissies compared to the machinery operator types I've worked and lived with for short stints on mineral exploration (mostly future coal for China) projects up north.
Actually, that should more accurately read "compared to some of the...."
This amazing nonsense has (by latest reports) grossed 64M in the US already:
Paranormal Activity (2009) | Official Movie Site & Trailer
LOL, yeah, I think the budget was $15k. Eat your heart out Kevin Costner.
Unbelievably banal and daft film, but there is no shortage of people enthralled. Unreal.
Unbelievably banal and daft film, but there is no shortage of people enthralled. Unreal.
Kinda reminds me of the Blair Witch Project. Cost was peanuts. Good creepy movie, and I don't creep easily.
I think I've found a movie even worse that Conan The Barbarian and Titanic combined:
Crank High Voltage
I made it about 10 minutes into this one. That is how long it took this action masterpiece to get from just plain (boringly) dumb to a big fat bloke with a hairy bare rear end getting a shotgun barrel dipped in machine grease inserted into his rectum.
I'm not joking.
Crank High Voltage
I made it about 10 minutes into this one. That is how long it took this action masterpiece to get from just plain (boringly) dumb to a big fat bloke with a hairy bare rear end getting a shotgun barrel dipped in machine grease inserted into his rectum.
I'm not joking.
A couple new ones to my list
I am Legend - totally missed the point of the book
2012 - this was quite dumb. Memorable moment when LA starts falling into the sea - I was trying not to sing Ænima by Tool "Learn to swim!"
I am Legend - totally missed the point of the book
2012 - this was quite dumb. Memorable moment when LA starts falling into the sea - I was trying not to sing Ænima by Tool "Learn to swim!"
worst movie ever
Clearly "Trainspotting" has to be up there. Very poor. I think it actually messed with my DNA.
Clearly "Trainspotting" has to be up there. Very poor. I think it actually messed with my DNA.
Only goes to show how different tastes are:
While I think Blair Witch was unbelievably tedious and boring without even the slightest hint of creepiness/scariness I also think that Trainspotting is very, very good indeed.
It's funny and tragic and should be compulsory viewing in schools because it is the best anti-heroin advert ever made.
While I think Blair Witch was unbelievably tedious and boring without even the slightest hint of creepiness/scariness I also think that Trainspotting is very, very good indeed.
It's funny and tragic and should be compulsory viewing in schools because it is the best anti-heroin advert ever made.
I will not defend blair witch. It was poor as well. In fact , it was worse than most movies that I can think of over here. You guys are just lucky you don't have Adam Sandler over there.
Mad Dog Time.
THE flic with both the largest number of IOU familiars and the least familiar story, if any, like watching a QT without a script.
THE flic with both the largest number of IOU familiars and the least familiar story, if any, like watching a QT without a script.
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