The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[c2cthomas]

What? a full 30 seconds…………what a man!

Perhaps we will soon see a thread of the virtues and ratings of various hand lotions..

 

[evanc]

Don't laugh until you try it
Coconut Oil For Personal Lubrication Home Remedy - The People's Pharmacy®

 

[Cal Weldon]

That's funny. We have coconut oil (a jelly actually) but not for what those ladies are using it. It's good for keeping bugs out of cuts (like Polysporin) and is good for dry and cracked skin.

 

[c2cthomas]

That's funny. We have coconut oil (a jelly actually) but not for what those ladies are using it. It's good for keeping bugs out of cuts (like Polysporin) and is good for dry and cracked skin.

I'm thinking that you must have a couple of personal coconuts about now Cal....

I remember that back in my Navy daze when we would deploy that the married chaps went a little crazy for the 1st couple of weeks without their wifey around.

 

[buzzforb]

good for dry and cracked skin.

Don't turn this into an age thing.

 

[c2cthomas]

.... is good for dry and cracked skin.

Don't turn this into an age thing.

Duz it come in the 5 gallon size???

 

[buzzforb]

After a certain point, you just go to local spa and soak in tub. They charge you based on how much lower the level is when you get out.

 

[brianco]

c2c……….

It makes your hands sore? Wear industrial gloves!

 

[buzzforb]

Rubber, I assume. Queue Jacco

 

[brianco]

Rubber also controls rapid hair growth.

 

[buzzforb]

ouch.

 

[c2cthomas]

c2c……….

It makes your hands sore? Wear industrial gloves!

Rubber also controls rapid hair growth.

Thanks for the advice Brian!!! It's always good to get input from a pro!!!

 

[brianco]

I'm not really an old hand in this department as substitutes are never quite as satisfying as abstention! You too should try that level of esoteric pastime!!

 

[c2cthomas]

I'm not really an old hand in this department as substitutes are never quite as satisfying as abstention! You too should try that level of esoteric pastime!!

We are still giving advice to Cal - right???

 

[brianco]

Cal:

c2c has brought us back to your plight! And quite rightly so too.

I was wondering if you have tried 'comfort food'; it can do wonders in terms of making (some) people feel good and cheerful again.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Vomit is comfort food, one can sleep wonderfully on top of it.

 

[Cal Weldon]

you are major league "whipped"

If that means head over heals in love with your wife when you're in your 50's then paint me guilty. Two coats.

'comfort food'

I thought that was for women when they were emotional. Men eat soul food. And Brian, other than hanging out in the pub with the dodos, my hobby is cooking. Now there's no one here to stop me from eating. I did ok on a 28oz steak last night. None of that green **** on my plate, just meat. Meat, meat and more meat. I ate until I couldn't eat anymore meat. I was in heaven. Meat heaven.

Actually there's half left over. Just can't eat like I used to. Same with everyone I suppose.

*I've been looking at some yoos guys 'advice' and I think I took this a little too far. You're taking me far too seriously. I love her to death but it's fun to have time by myself. I am like a puppy it's true but this puppy gets to chew on shoes, pee on the floor and roll in dead fish while she's away. How can that be bad?

 

[brianco]

Vomit is comfort food, one can sleep wonderfully on top of it.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt (needs a good wash).

But I have to say that the comfort factor reduces as a function of time: not so comfy when crusty!

 

[brianco]

If that means head over heals in love with your wife when you're in your 50's then paint me guilty. Two coats.

[With a good rub-down in between! Ask c2c..he is the 'local' expert on that sort of thing. ]

Men eat soul food. And Brian, other than hanging out in the pub with the dodos, my hobby is cooking. Now there's no one here to stop me from eating. I did ok on a 28oz steak last night. None of that green **** on my plate, just meat. Meat, meat and more meat. I ate until I couldn't eat anymore meat. I was in heaven. Meat heaven.

Find your 'inner female' - eat girly food!

Cal,

Ist comment in blue above.

2nd comment "DarkOrchid"

 

[c2cthomas]

Cal:

I was wondering if you have tried 'comfort food'; it can do wonders in terms of making (some) people feel good and cheerful again.

Pie iz comfort food.... Mmmmmmmmmmmm.........