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Old 14th June 2012, 09:10 PM   #101
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Did you try to teach your parrot to say, "Help! I was turned into parrot!" ?
Yes, he is the one that tells me jokes.

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Old 14th June 2012, 09:31 PM   #102
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One day I went to the bar, with Pepe, my parrot.
The barman asked

- Does he speak this animal?

Pepe answered

- Not today... two beers please.

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Old 14th June 2012, 09:41 PM   #103
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Pepe has a brilliant idea for a TV repair.

I leave for the moment, do not miss me...
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Old 15th June 2012, 02:12 AM   #104
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Hey Anatoliy, statistically I am a very silent guy!

Posts Per Day = 0.54

This "haemorrhage literary" is only temporary.
The doctor told me: Forget TV, watch funny movies,... fun, hobby...
For me this is fun ...

Otherwise, I would be in Section Tubes / Valves, fighting with someone.
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Old 15th June 2012, 02:45 AM   #105
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Pepe was right with the failure of the TV, now he wants to charge overtime.

The other day, Pepe took a viagra pill, I swear I do not know where he got it!
He was totally crazy and swarmed with fever, then I put him in the refrigerator.
Two hours later, I opened the fridge and Pepe was sweating, angry said:

- You do not know how hard it is to open the legs of this frozen chicken!
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Old 15th June 2012, 02:54 AM   #106
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Eat lemons! You need them. Lot of lemons. Chop them with skins. And meat, butter, eggs, vegetables. Sour brown bread. Drink water with sea salt. Learn to meditate.
Forget about alcohol, at least for few months!
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A woman from Quebec gets up, puts up the shades, takes the cover off her parrot's cage, makes coffee, and has a cigarette.

Suddenly the phone rings. Her boyfriend is coming over.

She puts out the cigarette, pulls down the shades, puts the cover back on the parrot's cage, and gets back into bed.

The parrot, from under the cloth says: "Tabernac, that was a short ******* day!"
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Eat lemons! You need them. Lot of lemons. Chop them with skins.
Eating lemons, with skins...
I'll try to put "Dulce de Leche" to lemons...

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Learn to meditate.
Meditation is something like talking to oneself.
I've been almost one hundred post, "meditating"...

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Forget about alcohol, at least for few months!
Leave the alcohol is very easy, I do every day...
But months...
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A woman from Quebec gets up, puts up the shades, takes the cover off her parrot's cage, makes coffee, and has a cigarette.

Suddenly the phone rings. Her boyfriend is coming over.

She puts out the cigarette, pulls down the shades, puts the cover back on the parrot's cage, and gets back into bed.

The parrot, from under the cloth says: "Tabernac, that was a short ******* day!"
LOL.
Sometimes same thing happens with Pepe, just that he does not speak French, Nor does he say *******
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Old 16th June 2012, 02:02 AM   #110
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I screwed up again, Pepe was offended because I uploaded his picture without his consent.
Now, without a source of inspiration, I continue as I can ...

Secrets to a long and happy marriage
(Or at least long)

1) Sleeping in separate beds

This avoids the usual claims

a) Are these hours of coming to bed?
b) How can you feel heat if just I put seven blankets?
c) Hey, the blankets are not only for you!
And the most embarrassing
d) Oh my God! What did you eat? A cadaver?

2) Sleeping in separate rooms

This avoids other claims

a) Do not make so much noise to enter!
b) When you repair the damn door?
c) Who is that Nicolette you call asleep?
She will never understand, that Nicolet is an oscilloscope, and what you have is a nightmare!

3) Sleeping in separate houses


I am poor, but at least I can fantasize, right?

a) You can locate all your projects anywhere, without hearing
-Hey, what do you think? Does the entire house is a workshop?

b) You can work in peace, without the usual
-The remote does not work, it was better that the dog ate...
-Dear, three days ago is broken the washing machine, and you, sitting with your toys...
-Who did you marry? With your computer?

c) You can listen to your favorite music at 3 AM, and as loud as you want.
Here the walls are thick, and the police asleep at that hour, just in case...

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