For my friend Gyuri
I also like J. S. Bach, but I warn you that after hearing this, The Passion According to St. Matthew's will not be the same...
Sorry, is in Spanish.
Les Luthiers is an Argentine musical ensemble.
The lyrics of this work was extracted from the prospect of a laxative, and shows us all a study on the proper use and consequent effects of this precious medicine.
Les Luthiers - Volumen 2 - Cantata Laxatón - 1972 - YouTube
The lyrics in the attachment, so you can use the Google translator.
I also like J. S. Bach, but I warn you that after hearing this, The Passion According to St. Matthew's will not be the same...
Sorry, is in Spanish.
Les Luthiers is an Argentine musical ensemble.
The lyrics of this work was extracted from the prospect of a laxative, and shows us all a study on the proper use and consequent effects of this precious medicine.
Les Luthiers - Volumen 2 - Cantata Laxatón - 1972 - YouTube
The lyrics in the attachment, so you can use the Google translator.
For my friend Anatoliy
This is the most Russian I found of Les Luthiers.
Oi Gadóñaya (Oiga doña ya = Hear Mrs. now)
At the end, some of Thales' Theorem.
Les Luthiers (Oi Gadóñaya) 1977 - YouTube
This is the most Russian I found of Les Luthiers.
Oi Gadóñaya (Oiga doña ya = Hear Mrs. now)
At the end, some of Thales' Theorem.
Les Luthiers (Oi Gadóñaya) 1977 - YouTube
Erratum
In the attachment in the previous post where it says
lástima Katiushka
It should say
plástica katiuska
BTW.Les Luthiers borrowed the music from here
Don Kosaken Chor - Ataman Platoff - YouTube
In the attachment in the previous post where it says
lástima Katiushka
It should say
plástica katiuska
BTW.Les Luthiers borrowed the music from here
Don Kosaken Chor - Ataman Platoff - YouTube
There are so many exact solutions to the Einstein field equations, that only limit ourselves to the case more simple and popular:
Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker metric.
Since this is a silly answer, we don't take into account such things as dark matter and dark energy.
Regardless of what mean "in the same proportion", we have three possibilities:
1. Positive space-time curvature
If there is enough matter in the expanding universe, the expansion will one day stop and the universe will contract again.
2. Negative space-time curvature
If there is too little matter in the universe, it will expand forever.
3. Zero space-time curvature
If the amount of matter is “just right”, the expansion rate will approach zero, but the universe will never contract.
Anyway, any contraction/expansion of the universe is manifested by blueshift/redshift.
The answer is then, yes, we would notice.
To not to notice the shrink is necessary to make an assumption
Contracting and after Static Universe
In this case we would not notice, because in a static universe there is no Doppler shift due to contraction/expansion.
Are there exact solutions to the Einstein field equations, that contemplate this possibility?
I'll answer in just four words
I have no idea
Today in Argentina, we celebrate friend's day.
I take this occasion to greet my friends in the forum and wish to have a nice day.
The list is not is as long as I wanted
Anatoliy - Esteban - Dave - György - Jacco - Jim - Michael - Nigel - Steve - Stuart
Some even don't know they are my friends.
Others perhaps, ask the moderators to be deleted from the list.
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate"
I take this occasion to greet my friends in the forum and wish to have a nice day.
The list is not is as long as I wanted
Anatoliy - Esteban - Dave - György - Jacco - Jim - Michael - Nigel - Steve - Stuart
Some even don't know they are my friends.
Others perhaps, ask the moderators to be deleted from the list.
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate"
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I have a silly question. What "Inactive Money" means? Skype had been bought by Microsoft. I paid them money in advance, now they send me e-mail frightening that money will be "Inactive". What does it mean?
Your credit will become inactive in 7 days
You don't seem to have used any of your Skype Credit in a while. It becomes inactive if you haven't used it in 180 days. But don't worry - once it becomes inactive, you can reactivate it whenever you're ready to use it. Simply sign into your account online and follow the option to Reactivate credit.
Your account details:
Skype Name: wavebourn
Balance: $4.65
How do you keep your balance active?
It's simple. Do any of the following and your Skype Credit balance will be active for another 180 days:
- Call any phone (landline or mobile) - even if the call lasts for just one second.
- Send an SMS message direct from Skype.
- Purchase a personal Online Number, subscription or voicemail using your Skype Credit.
Talk soon,
The people at Skype
Your credit will become inactive in 7 days
You don't seem to have used any of your Skype Credit in a while. It becomes inactive if you haven't used it in 180 days. But don't worry - once it becomes inactive, you can reactivate it whenever you're ready to use it. Simply sign into your account online and follow the option to Reactivate credit.
Your account details:
Skype Name: wavebourn
Balance: $4.65
How do you keep your balance active?
It's simple. Do any of the following and your Skype Credit balance will be active for another 180 days:
- Call any phone (landline or mobile) - even if the call lasts for just one second.
- Send an SMS message direct from Skype.
- Purchase a personal Online Number, subscription or voicemail using your Skype Credit.
Talk soon,
The people at Skype
To add a contact on Skype, you must first send an invitation.
The silly question
- How to call a friend who did not receive your invitation?
It may seem strange, but my best friend, a year ago that does not answer my invitation, then I took the phone and say him
- What do you expect? Signs of smoke?
He always answer
- Oh yes, I have to install the damn program soon.
Oh Lord, protect me from my friends, from my enemies I take care myself.
A friend is someone who knows you better than anyone else, and even still loves you...
The silly question
- How to call a friend who did not receive your invitation?
It may seem strange, but my best friend, a year ago that does not answer my invitation, then I took the phone and say him
- What do you expect? Signs of smoke?
He always answer
- Oh yes, I have to install the damn program soon.
Oh Lord, protect me from my friends, from my enemies I take care myself.
A friend is someone who knows you better than anyone else, and even still loves you...
, and he always makes me jokes, the last
I think not, when my friend lived in Argentina, we were only "cannibals" of cows, pigs and chickens.
Speaking of cannibals, in a tribe, while passing a plane, the boy asks his father
- What be that, father?
To which the father answers
- To be careful, that to be great metallic bird, to eat only the inside.
Speaking of cannibals, in a tribe, while passing a plane, the boy asks his father
- What be that, father?
To which the father answers
- To be careful, that to be great metallic bird, to eat only the inside.
Erratum
The list could have been a little longer, but the guilt Mr. Alz...someone.
I am preparing an "asado", and suddenly I remembered one of my asado's fellow.
Well, it is said there, that he has the habit of deleting things...
But every time someone joins the forum, he gives a nice welcome.
Sorry.
Until my single neuron to wake up a little more, the list was to be
Anatoliy - Cal - Esteban - Dave - György - Jacco - Jim - Michael - Nigel - Steve - Stuart
The list could have been a little longer, but the guilt Mr. Alz...someone.
I am preparing an "asado", and suddenly I remembered one of my asado's fellow.
Well, it is said there, that he has the habit of deleting things...
But every time someone joins the forum, he gives a nice welcome.
Sorry.
Until my single neuron to wake up a little more, the list was to be
Anatoliy - Cal - Esteban - Dave - György - Jacco - Jim - Michael - Nigel - Steve - Stuart
When does Batman sleep?
Intriguing question.
During the night fighting the bad guys.
During the day is Bruce Wayne, and is too busy with his companies.
So no time to sleep.
Will we see someday "Batman Retires"?
During the breaks of his awful movies.
The head of a tribe has a health problem and sent an emissary to the pharmacy
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist send a laxative and tells
- Tell him to take a daily pill
Three days after, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist tells
- Tell him to take three daily pills
Three days after, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist, worried, prepare a formulation and tells
- Tell him to take this
The next day, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great poop, no chief
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist send a laxative and tells
- Tell him to take a daily pill
Three days after, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist tells
- Tell him to take three daily pills
Three days after, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great chief no poop
The pharmacist, worried, prepare a formulation and tells
- Tell him to take this
The next day, the envoy return to the pharmacy
- Great poop, no chief
In a bar, a blind pianist with a monkey and a glass of whiskey over the piano.
A diner asks
- "I'm Gonna Move to the Outskirts of Town"
The pianist plays and at the end takes a sip of whiskey.
Another asks
- "I Can Make It Thru The Days (But Oh Those Lonely Nights)"
While the pianist plays, the monkey do dirty things.
When you end the theme tells a spectator
- "The monkey put his balls in the glass of whiskey"
The blind pianist, takes another swig of whiskey and says
- Can you hum it a little? that I do not remember...
A diner asks
- "I'm Gonna Move to the Outskirts of Town"
The pianist plays and at the end takes a sip of whiskey.
Another asks
- "I Can Make It Thru The Days (But Oh Those Lonely Nights)"
While the pianist plays, the monkey do dirty things.
When you end the theme tells a spectator
- "The monkey put his balls in the glass of whiskey"
The blind pianist, takes another swig of whiskey and says
- Can you hum it a little? that I do not remember...
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