Merry Christmas

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Well I dont care where it comes from... Its a damn good excuse to get leathered!!

MERRY XMAS!
Who needs an excuse :D
Just aviod the stuff the Romans got hammered on. :dead:
Wasn't it the lead content in their wine that made them all go mad? drunk.gif

Bests to all & have a good xmas & a prosperous new year score.gif
 
Funny thing is birthday celebrations were considered a pagan ritual by early Christians. It's a good thing that the birth of Jesus just happened to coincide with Saturnalia, allowing that festival to be absorbed, hey?

There's very good evidence to suggest that Christ was in fact born sometime between June and October a couple of years B.C. relative to our current calendar. It was the catholic church under the rule of the Roman Emperor most probably in the 3rd or 4th century A.D. that absorbed many of the pagan traditions into catholicism in order to appear more appealing to the masses. A tradition that continued as catholicism spread. Christians proper did consider themselves quite separate from catholicism and many still do.

All that aside, have a great Christmas everyone.
 

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A tradition that continued as catholicism spread. Christians proper did consider themselves quite separate from catholicism and many still do.


A tradition in the history of Christianity hardly confined to Catholicism. Not aware of any universal consensus as to what a Christian "proper" is.
Pagan influences, Constantine and "myth maker" Paul removed the only proper "Christians" that ever existed were most probably Jews.
 
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In the interests of cultural diversity;


The Christmass Song
By Kevin Blood Wilson



Hey Santa claus you ****!

Where's me ******* bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!

Where's me ******* pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you ******* ho ho ho

You forgot me ******* pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your ******* reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies

He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old ******* ****** Forgot me ******* bike.

You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"​
 
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