Examine his tongue for foreign objects and check his shorts for the Prince Albert. Kids with too much money to waste and not enough brains, desperate to be noticed. These days, the stand out is someone how hasn't found it necessary to mutilate their body.
Ridiculous.
I've been wanting to get a Beam Tetrode symbol (6V6 was the first tube I used in a project) tattooed on my body somewhere,but haven't yet. One of these days.