The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

PORSCHE DIESEL

Those PORSCHE DIESEL tractors have been built in different german companies. But they are close to undestroyable - if you don´t do very silly things with them.
Your 944 Turbo is highly modified under the hood. This is a very good and fast
car! Very often underestimated. Most PORSCHE enthusiasts only think 911....


Greets
Dirk
 
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Hello Chaps,

I ran across this article about dinosaurs being found in Canada and it sort of reminded me of Cal. Naturally the Canucks were drinking scotch and thus named their find "Scotty".

Canadian Tyrannosaurus rex turns out to be largest ever found

Next month I will be attending a family reunion and it is going to be very interesting. For the 1st time I will be with all five of my sisters. One of them I was raised with but the other sisters all come from different mothers. Sooooooo - I will be with five sisters who all came from different mothers. My daddy must have had a great line of BS with the ladies..... :D
 

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Hello Chaps,

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Next month I will be attending a family reunion and it is going to be very interesting. For the 1st time I will be with all five of my sisters. One of them I was raised with but the other sisters all come from different mothers. Sooooooo - I will be with five sisters who all came from different mothers. My daddy must have had a great line of BS with the ladies..... :D



Is the party in the Family Tree??:D

Seriously though, do have a good time and I hope that all goes well; and as for your father, whatever his BS, he was certainly a busy man!

Is the guest-list based on your painstaking research in the family forest?
 
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Is the guest-list based on your painstaking research in the family forest?

Wuz born and raised with sister #1. She has had a hard time putting up with me all these many years....:rofl:

Discovered sister #2 back in October of 2011 via the internet. We were able to get daddy's military service record and that led us to his records at Social Security. From those records we found out that he had change his surname four different times and one of those fake names led us to sister #3.

Sister #3 was raised by daddy and she knew him all of her life and has all sorts of stories and photos of him, so we gained a lot of knowledge about him.

Sister #4 showed up as a DNA match back in Nov of 2017. The DNA test had been given to her by one of her kids as a present. She had always been told that the man that raised her was her father, so she has had some difficult conversations with her mother. She says that this explains a lot about why her mom always treated her like an unwanted stepchild....

Sister #5 showed up in Dec 2017 as a DNA match and had also been given her DNA test as a present from one of her kids. She had been given up for adoption at the time of her birth. The shock of finding brothers and sisters was a big shock to her and it took her the better part of 2018 to get over it and ease herself into the situation of having a new family. A couple of months ago she matched with a 2nd cousin and was able to discover who her mother was and that she lived until 2017 within 50 miles of her.

So, I guess that the point of all of this is that if someone gives you a DNA test you have a good chance of being related to me in some manner!!! :eek:
 
He, Father, was certainly a rover. Your party will be quite emotional for you all...and quite life changing.



[The only DNA testing I have been (marginally) involved with was a test that the step-daughter had executed on her Irish Rescue Dog! The lab and collie (Border version) are easy enough to guess...here is her emailed report on the test:


On to more important matters: we got the DNA test back finally and it suggests that Rollo is 25% Labrador, 25% border collie, 12.5%...Jack Russell!!!!!! Oh the indignity!! Anyway, the remaining 37.5% is an unholy mixture of terrier, some kind of herding dog, mountain type dog and guard dog. I can send you the link for more details if you like. So Rollo seems to be a proper Irish mongrel!!

I attach a picture of the beast and cannot see where the Jack Russell is hiding! He's about the same size as an average Labrador.]
 

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no Bubba , I'm not going to do that DNA thing

no way that I'm related with some WakooDodo in States ....... no way ......

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No worries ZM - the DNA shows primarily British with some Irish and Scotch as well as 3% Mexico (great grandmother).

Also - as far az we know my daddy never got over to your part of Europe so I'm pretty sure that you are safe from any Bubba DNA.... ;)
 
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He, Father, was certainly a rover. Your party will be quite emotional for you all...and quite life changing.

[The only DNA testing I have been (marginally) involved with was a test that the step-daughter had executed on her Irish Rescue Dog! The lab and collie (Border version) are easy enough to guess..:

I have had three test now and so far no doggie DNA has shown up. Haven't tested positive for any other beast but I'm not sure if they check that out or not. From his track record it looks like daddy would jump on just about anything that was still warm. :eek:
 
specially for ZEN MOD - but also all others

Hello ZEN MOD,


sorry, that I can't send fotos from my buddies crying in front of their non-running
motorcycles behaving like 7-year old boys (we got new laws in Germany for
protection of data privacy).

But below I send you some fotos of my toughest bike:


RIXE - Mofa, production year 1958, big bore 2-stroke engine with 60ccm

a little bit customized by myself. Too much power for me.. :rofl:


And some other bikes in my garage....


Greets
Dirk
 

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