That is also ambiguous. Many would say any rap "song" has terrible lyrics.What have I started
Maybe I should have said 'terrible'
Anyway, to move things along.......
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
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01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
Seems some have interpreted 'awful' as vulgar
My bad
It might appear that I am guilty of that and may be I am but in my defence I'd like to point out that my contribution is awful on every level I can conceive.
Here is a link to the song for your delectation:
Smell Yo Dick Lyrics - YouTube
I am sure you'll agree that it is truly awful as well as vulgar.
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!....................... 
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!.......................
Yeah it's amazing how many people that do not understand that the "cake" is just a metaphor and actually think he's singing about a cake, LOL
.....with sweet green icing flowing down.......I just had to get out the vintage vinyl and play it last night......While looking I found an old favorite from the 60's that used to set my mom off on a tirade......
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
15 - Fresh Garbage - Spirit (Look beneath your lid some morning, See those things you didn't quite consume- The world's a can for Your fresh garbage) That's the entire song, repeated multiple times
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Ugh, some thinking required....it will take longer but... we can do it! Yes, we can.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
* Wow I didn't know 'It's my life' was a cover.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
* Wow I didn't know 'It's my life' was a cover.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
09 - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Stones and Otis Redding '65, Devo '77
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
09 - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Stones and Otis Redding '65, Devo '77