The 15 Song Album collection:

[chip_mk]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The M G's

 

[Kay Pirinha]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity (YT)

 

[Charles Darwin]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't My Tomato - Josephine Baker

 

[Galu]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun

 

[techtool]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis

 

[system7]

Surely, Charles Darwin, Tomatoes are Fruits, not vegetables. I know my botany!

But let's move on with a mix:

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars

 

[Galu]

Surely, Charles Darwin, Tomatoes are Fruits, not vegetables. I know my botany!

Botanically, both tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits. However, culinary wise they are regarded as vegetables.

 

[Galu]

Don't Know Beans

Since we're being picky, beans are legumes (but are very similar to vegetables due to their nutrient content).

 

[AllenB]

Pumpkin, capsicum, squash, aubergine.

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Hot Potato - The Wiggles

 

[system7]

A fair point, well made, Galu.

I am on a health kick right now.

Been knocking up some Cucumber sandwiches along with a daily swim at the beach:

Not exactly rocket science. The trick is cream cheese added. Always taste best cut into quarters. No, I don't know why either.

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars

 

[Galu]

a daily swim at the beach

Are you still wearing the knitted trunks, Steve?

 

[techtool]

Since we're being picky, beans are legumes (but are very similar to vegetables

True, but I don't think my mother would have bought that argument.
Still had to sit there to finish the over-cooked canned veggies, beans and all, before being liberated from the dinner table.
I'm sure many here know the drill.

 

[funkuncut]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Pass The Peas - The JBs

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

 

[drewburn]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Pass The Peas - The JBs
11 - Pork and Beans - Weezer

 

[patrickblue]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Pass The Peas - The JBs
11 - Pork and Beans - Weezer
12 - Fourteen Carat Mind - Gene Watson

 

[Charles Darwin]

Surely, Charles Darwin, Tomatoes are Fruits, not vegetables. I know my botany!

If you know your Botany you should be well aware that there is no botanical definition for 'vegetable', it is not a word used in Botany at all.

The common mistake here is to mix up technical terms from very different fields, in this case Botany and Cookery.
In botanical terms a tomato is a berry fruit but in culinary terms it is a vegetable.

Conversely culinarily speaking strawberries and raspberries are berries while every botanist knows that they are aggregate fruits. On the other hand a banana is indeed a true berry.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a berry, wisdom is not mixing technical terms from two entirely different fields.

 

[nextstep]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Pass The Peas - The JBs
11 - Pork and Beans - Weezer
12 - Fourteen Carat Mind - Gene Watson
13 - Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes - The Fall - Lyrics

 

[Charles Darwin]

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Pass The Peas - The JBs
11 - Pork and Beans - Weezer
12 - Fourteen Carat Mind - Gene Watson
13 - Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes - The Fall - Lyrics
14 - My Sweet Potato - Booker T and The MGs

 

[system7]

My mistake, I missed out AllenB!

Charles Darwin has next go!

Something not at all dangerous: Vegetables.

01 - Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
02 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Billy Vaughn
03 - Beans And Cornbread - Louis Jordan
04 - Green Onions - Booker T. & The MG's
05 - Red Beans and Rice - Brian Auger & the Trinity
06 - Don't Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker
07 - Cucumber Number - Ivor Biggun
08 - Don't Know Beans - Tinsley Ellis
09 - Boiled Bananas and Carrots - Peter Sellars
10 - Hot Potato - The Wiggles
11 - Pass The Peas - The JBs
12 -- Pork and Beans - Weezer
13 - Fourteen Carat Mind - Gene Watson
14 - Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes - The Fall - Lyrics
15 - My Sweet Potato - Booker T and The MGs

 

[AllenB]