A man went fishing after work on Friday and stayed out all weekend with the boys. Sunday night he was met by a very angry wife who said, how would you like it if you didn't see me for three days. He said, that would be OK with me. Monday goes by, Tuesday and Wednesday he didn't see his wife. By Thursday the swelling had gone down enough for him to see her out of the corner of his eye.
If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
It is easy to decide: if you see any Schwitzers around you, it is probably not the land of Reindeers.
