Joke #1
I'm really good at corny dad jokes, does that make me a father? some kid I don't know about?
Joke #2
I just got like 7x parcels from the postman.
I guess the poor guy was constipated.
Joke #3
Hello, Police?
I'd like to file a restraining order against my husband?
I'd like to keep him close to my heart forever and ever.
Keep it PG-13!
I'm really good at corny dad jokes, does that make me a father? some kid I don't know about?
Joke #2
I just got like 7x parcels from the postman.
I guess the poor guy was constipated.
Joke #3
Hello, Police?
I'd like to file a restraining order against my husband?
I'd like to keep him close to my heart forever and ever.
Keep it PG-13!
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What do you call a quadriplegic on the porch? - Matt
What do you call a quadriplegic in the pool? - Bob
Anybody want to hear some Father O'Malley jokes? They're dirty and potentially offensive*. DISCLAIMER I grew up Catholic, so it's OK for me to tell these jokes.
*to Catholics and gays. I mean no harm to either demographic.
What do you call a quadriplegic in the pool? - Bob
Anybody want to hear some Father O'Malley jokes? They're dirty and potentially offensive*. DISCLAIMER I grew up Catholic, so it's OK for me to tell these jokes.
*to Catholics and gays. I mean no harm to either demographic.
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