The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[c2cthomas]

I wish more Grandmas would partake. I think it would do them some good in the final years. Can you imagine how many cookies there would be in the world?

Grandma can wait her turn - where's the stuff for Grandpa at!!!!

 

[Cal Weldon]

Grandpas already snooze enough. Heck even at the ripe young age of 52, I have the market cornered on naps. I sometimes have to set the alarm so I don't sleep through my next one.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Grandpas already snooze enough. Heck even at the ripe young age of 52, I have the market cornered on naps. I sometimes have to set the alarm so I don't sleep through my next one.

 

[Gyuri]

Hady Endre: A Törpe-fejűek

Nem dolgozni jöttem ide
Nem dolgozni jöttem ide
Törpe-fejű, mit akarsz tőlem?

Nehéz munka az enyém
Nehéz munka az enyém
Mi vagyunk az Új Undokak.

De jött hozzám egy törpe
De jött hozzám egy törpe
S kérdezte, mit akarok?

„Ti vagytok az Új Undokak
Ti vagytok az Új Undokak
Menjetek dolgozni ti is.”

Felgerjedt szittya vérem
Felgerjedt szittya vérem
S rászóltam Törpe-fejűre:

Hát maga megbolondult,
Hát maga megbolondult,
Hogy mindent kétszer mond, kétszer mond?

(1908)

 

[Gyuri]

Sorry, it is not an artistic translation:
(This was a parody anyway.)

HAdy Endre : The Dwarf-headed

I did not come here to work
I did not come here to work
Dwarf-headed, what do you want from me?

Hard work is mine
Hard work is mine
We are the New Nasties.

But it came to me a dwarf
But it came to me a dwarf
And he asked me, what do you want?

"You are the new nasties
You are the new nasties
Go to work you too."

Heated my Scythian blood
Heated my Scythian blood
And I rebuked to Dwarf-headed:

Well, you're going crazy,
Well, you're going crazy,
To say everything twice, To say everything twice?

(1908)

 

[c2cthomas]

Grandpas already snooze enough. Heck even at the ripe young age of 52, I have the market cornered on naps. I sometimes have to set the alarm so I don't sleep through my next one.

Grandpas already snooze enough. Heck even at the ripe young age of 52, I have the market cornered on naps. I sometimes have to set the alarm so I don't sleep through my next one.

Grandpa's that post the same thing twice in a row are suspected of having just woke up from a nap induced by said wako-weed....

 

[Gyuri]

Ah, how I loved my grandpa.
And how I liked his stories, what he told to us.
Not only twice, but countless times.
And he told us stories the same way each time.
Word for word.
He was a river cruise.

 

[Gyuri]

One of my biggest sins, I didn't record this stories.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Grandpa's that post the same thing twice in a row are suspected of having just woke up from a nap induced by said wako-weed....

That's a glitch we haven't yet figured out yet. It happens when you edit your post, but not every time so our Grand Master is yet to suss it. e are hoping that when we get on the new platform, that little gem will be exorcised.

Now where'd I leave my stash? I was so stoned, I forgot where I put it.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Not only twice, but countless times.

I was young when my second Grandpa died so I can't relate. OTOH, my Father falls nicely into that category.

And he told us stories the same way each time.

Not so for us. We often have to remind him what actually happened so he can continue the story.

 

[c2cthomas]

Now where'd I leave my stash? I was so stoned, I forgot where I put it.

ZM haz spies everywhere......

 

[Cal Weldon]

If he has a hound dog nose he could be of value here. That giant bag of weed is missing.

 

[c2cthomas]

If he has a hound dog nose he could be of value here. That giant bag of weed is missing.

Well - he duz resemble a certain Bloodhound.... that likes to BBQ....

 

[Cal Weldon]

If that's a selfie, I am really jealous.

 

[Zen Mod]

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moi not remembering GFathers

both of them Dodo in WWII

Blessed Serbia ; always fighting right battles , only to be used later without preservative

 

[Cal Weldon]

So tell us that's not the camera strapped to your...

 

[jacco vermeulen]

You should see the camera video images.

They look like ZM is headbanging on Serb techno beats, but it's actually the camera that's moving.

 

[c2cthomas]

You should see the camera video images.

They look like ZM is headbanging on Serb techno beats, but it's actually the camera that's moving.

R U sure that he isn't stroking his greasy rock?

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Hands-free ?

Nèèh, it's a kids party, he's performing a cups and ball act.
(In his case, with Serb sausages on the hot stone)

 

[freax]

Well - he duz resemble a certain Bloodhound.... that likes to BBQ....

I never promise to point out something gross about you if you swap out those incandescent light globes behind you with more energy efficient ones.