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And where is the Landlord, and his sidekick…... the Crisco Kid?
Charm bracelet for Crisco Kid - will always be prepared for almost anything.... Will need separate bracelet for "safe sex protection" thingies....
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You forgot to include the newspaper with a headline.
Newspaper??? I haven't seen one of those in years.... Guess that I can hold up the laptop and put up a current headline tho....
redneck laptop
No a redneck girlfriend. Remember those girlfriend programs that would do all sorts of unnecessary and distracting things on your desktop back in the 90s and 00s? Now you know the target audience.
Rednecks are too poor to own laptops so it must be a rental.
SWMBO iz the redneck - born and bred in Nashville - daddy graduated from Vanderbuilt and practiced medicine in Huntsville..... Heck - the majority of my relatives are Texans - and that iz an entirely different beast!!!
I spent most of my life living up by Papa in Sacramento Ca. before I got fed up with the politics (oops - can't get into that) over taxation (oops - can't get into that) over regulation (oops - can't get into that) and generally unfriendly business attitude (oops - can't get into that) of the state.... Let's just say that a lot of businesses are moving to Tennessee for good reasons....
ps - I still have an old notebook PC that I smuggled into Tennessee - but don't tell anyone.... They will want to come over and watch porn.....
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……………...ps - I still have an old notebook PC that I smuggled into Tennessee - but don't tell anyone.... They will want to come over and watch porn.....
…….or C&W which is way more worse!!
…….or C&W which is way more worse!!
C'mon Brian - even you like a bit of C&W and have said so.... I think that you might be getting C&W confused with S&M.... Jacco can explain the difference to you.... Hmmmmmm..... noooooo.... on 2nd thought Jacco is already in enough trouble so we better skip that idea...
Never could resist a cheap kick at a guy from Nashville.
I have a large collection of the likes of …….. Jimmy Rogers (the original 'yodelling cowboy')
….."Drop me down in Caroline,
Caroline that would be fine
ANYWHERE below the Dixon Line"
followed by the sound of a male cat being neutered without anaesthetic!
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I have a large collection of the likes of …….. Jimmy Rogers (the original 'yodelling cowboy')
….."Drop me down in Caroline,
Caroline that would be fine
ANYWHERE below the Dixon Line"
followed by the sound of a male cat being neutered without anaesthetic!
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followed by the sound of a male cat being neutered without anaesthetic!
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That would be a Dolly Parton solo.....
Like fingers on a chalk board....
Whips, spurs, leather chaps, a line-up and slow torture.
I must be confused.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hikg4Ergps)
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Was that Brokeback Mountain??? I still don't have any desire to see that flick.
A photo of my newly (about a year ago) discovered Cousin who lives in Austin Texas.....
Don't get to excited - she prefers other gurlz....
Here is a funny video of Grandmama's smoking weed for the 1st time..... The moral is don't let your Grandma travel to Washington State if you don't want her to get her head warped....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U
Don't get to excited - she prefers other gurlz....
Here is a funny video of Grandmama's smoking weed for the 1st time..... The moral is don't let your Grandma travel to Washington State if you don't want her to get her head warped....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U
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Tell her we do not mind watching
Altrought I must confess I have found religion and is going to be big change in my life at this age
Pastafarianism - Flying Spaghetti Monster Wiki
Altrought I must confess I have found religion and is going to be big change in my life at this age
Pastafarianism - Flying Spaghetti Monster Wiki
I wish more Grandmas would partake. I think it would do them some good in the final years. Can you imagine how many cookies there would be in the world?