The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[Zen Mod]

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Bwana, an email from Africa just arrived.

Says here you're invited to visit a tiny little Burundi village called Inpot.

 

[Cal Weldon]

In the state of Weddafukowee.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Yep, also says they want Bwana to hold a suitcase full of dollars for them.
Just for a little while.

They feel they can put their trust in Bwana, as he's clearly a good man, matured, tasteful, and came highly recommended.

 

[c2cthomas]

Bwana, an email from Africa just arrived.

Says here you're invited to visit a tiny little Burundi village called Inpot.

They are gonna have their work cut out for them getting rid of all of the body hair before they let him lounge in "hot tub".....

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Nèèh, the local specialty is meat on a string.
Like kabab, but more flexible.

 

[Zen Mod]

why don't ya sleep , ya Dodo ?

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Slight case of indigestion (white man can't sheet)

 

[Zen Mod]

old fart





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[stajo]

Old farts, no booners and no sheet. Its friday!

 

[Zen Mod]

got it

SH , perfect for strapping all crap off , some nice DIY and living la pensionista vida loca

 

[jacco vermeulen]

perfect for strapping all crap off

Maybe start by throwing the Twin-minus-V engine off.

(doesn't even look straight-twin, but 3-in-line, made in China)

 

[Zen Mod]

I'm small old fart , looking for everyday comfy ride

2-in-line 125ccm is perfect for economy , also later 400ccm engine with same numbers


meaning - I'm really old fart , cruising type

 

[jacco vermeulen]

ebike

 

[c2cthomas]

SH , perfect for strapping all crap off , some nice DIY and living la pensionista vida loca

Are there any real HD parts on that "bike"???

Blood pressure sux today..... sigh.....

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Thomas, all irrelevant ayway.

The moment the Z-rider shifts to 1st gear, his lower back switches to reverse, and the rest hits the parking brake.

 

[pidesd]

not sure i can post this but....

(random photo from web)

 

[Zen Mod]

right type of cylinder



(that goes from happy married guy , being happy to be her puppie , AKA Big Cal Type)

 

[c2cthomas]

not sure i can post this but....

(random photo from web)

Maybe a dancer bumming a ride home from work????
Hooker to go???
Somehow I don't think that she iz going to church in that outfit....

Hmmmm...... Iz that a gas cap I see in the middle of her back?????

Photo for Zen Biker.....

 

[pidesd]

Hmmmm...... Iz that a gas cap I see in the middle of her back?????

that must hurt, but having your neck squeezed like that...not to mention the october rain pouring on your body