Crossing in front of a shop window, Manolo is reflected in the glass, causing it to spend all day thinking
"What do I know this guy who was in the window? Where did I see?"
At night, lying and is turning over in his head and finally falls into account:
"Man, I know! It is he who cuts hair in front of me at the salon!"
"What do I know this guy who was in the window? Where did I see?"
At night, lying and is turning over in his head and finally falls into account:
"Man, I know! It is he who cuts hair in front of me at the salon!"
Manolo shows to a friend, a watch that gave him:
- "Look at this! ... Look that watch my cousin sent me: it gives the hours, minutes, seconds, date. Has alarm, stopwatch, flashlight and radio!..."
- "Excellent, Manolo, how many things!"
- "Yes, and my cousin told me that I could bathe with it, but can not find the button to throw water ..."
- "Look at this! ... Look that watch my cousin sent me: it gives the hours, minutes, seconds, date. Has alarm, stopwatch, flashlight and radio!..."
- "Excellent, Manolo, how many things!"
- "Yes, and my cousin told me that I could bathe with it, but can not find the button to throw water ..."
In the far west
- Sergeant, approach the Indians...
- How many are they?
- One thousand one...
- How do you know?
- At the head ride one, and behind are about a thousand...
- Are they friends or enemies?
- They are friends, at least among themselves...
- I mean if they come in tone of peace or in war.
- I seem to come jokingly, are all painted and screaming uuuuuuu...
- Sergeant, approach the Indians...
- How many are they?
- One thousand one...
- How do you know?
- At the head ride one, and behind are about a thousand...
- Are they friends or enemies?
- They are friends, at least among themselves...
- I mean if they come in tone of peace or in war.
- I seem to come jokingly, are all painted and screaming uuuuuuu...
At the nudist camp
A guy walks and sees a sign saying "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, smaller "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, very small, on the ground, the guy bends down to read...
The sign said..."Too late!"
A guy walks and sees a sign saying "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, smaller "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, very small, on the ground, the guy bends down to read...
The sign said..."Too late!"
Manolo, takes a penguin by hand
- Hey, Manolo, but what you do with that penguin?
- Nothing, I have found it, and do not know what to do with it.
- Then take it to the zoo!
- Man, it's an idea. Today I take ...
The next day they meet again, but Manolo continues with the same penguin.
- What happened Manolo, not you said you would take the penguin to the zoo?
- Yes man, I've taken, and we have so much fun, now we go again!
- Hey, Manolo, but what you do with that penguin?
- Nothing, I have found it, and do not know what to do with it.
- Then take it to the zoo!
- Man, it's an idea. Today I take ...
The next day they meet again, but Manolo continues with the same penguin.
- What happened Manolo, not you said you would take the penguin to the zoo?
- Yes man, I've taken, and we have so much fun, now we go again!
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