The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

AS long as one wan't to speack about bonding I am shure there be plenty of advice here.

PS I can't beliewe myself correctig others spelling I will indulge myselft this time

It is Duck tape Are you dumber than me as I have not been certified so far?
I mean Mum send me to doctor but ....:D
 
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AS long as one wan't to speack about bonding I am shure there be plenty of advice here.

PS I can't beliewe myself correctig others spelling I will indulge myselft this time

It is Duck tape Are you dumber than me as I have not been certified so far?
I mean Mum send me to doctor but ....:D

I'm not certified on advanced Duck tape "how to" - but there is a lot of info on da 'Net as to various ways to use da stuff. Same goez for da cling wrap too. ;)

If brianco reads something in his newspaper abut your neighbor being found wrapped up in da cling warp and Duck tapped to a utility pole - well even dummy's like us can figure that one out......:D:D:D
 
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Whapp.....

AHhhhhhhhh..
 
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Whapp.....

AHhhhhhhhh..

Not if I have some cling wrap and Duck tape handy.......:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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Nah just twist neighbour arm behind back
Make him walk to post

Get leg around post till ancle is behind ather leg knee joint

Push neighbor down so leg trap other leg

And walk off

wait for friendly neighbour dog to lubricate utility post
Only then neighbour can slide back up utility post.
 
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Sorry quote from post 5443

Nah just twist neighbour arm behind back
Make him walk to post

Well - at least make him do the Duck walk to da post!!!

Get leg around post till ancle is behind ather leg knee joint

Push neighbor down so leg trap other leg

And walk off

wait for friendly neighbour dog to lubricate utility post
Only then neighbour can slide back up utility post.

You seem to have this very well thought out. I'm thinking that you have experience with this either asa cop - or some dog found you wrapped around a pole once upon a time.
 

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Well - at least make him do the Duck walk to da post!!!



You seem to have this very well thought out. I'm thinking that you have experience with this either asa cop - or some dog found you wrapped around a pole once upon a time.

No experience with cop in this particular subject and only experience I denie to have is before invention of tyewrap so off topic.


Can I plead the 6th on this instance.

About dog finding me wrapped up about pole I shuld plead 6th again
but got divorced 15 years ago so .....

Not that she was Dog on outside or that there is anithing wrong with dogs cath my drift...
 
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I refuse to answer that ....

F.... that is to blipping cold to swim and then Gulf current goes other way, besides Irland is in the way so I may forghet what I was doing.

I mean who in its right mind wuld skip a stop over in Irland with all that Beamish and Murphy Bushmill and Black Bush that taste so much beter over there and don't forghet the Red Bush that is so abboundant and also wery good to keep one so realy joung.
 
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Thomas,
problem with Hollywood heads is that most are raving lunatics.

Dear Jacco - once upon a time (when in Navy we would start sea stories with the expression "this is no BS") in another life I wuz an artist manager. You cannot begin to imagine just how correct you are with that observation. Then there are the crooks - the wanna be's - the haz been's - heck it's a looog list, but it always made me wonder just how in the blazes we ever get any movies or recordings made......:rolleyes: