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Old 30th September 2019, 12:25 AM   #1
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For your faulty amplifier add a diode, that should rectify the problem.

She was only the electronic engineers daughter but no one could resistor.

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Haven't you got an ohm to go to Nigel?
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Old 30th September 2019, 12:31 AM   #3
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Haven't you got an ohm to go to Nigel?
You mean ohm, ohm on the range where the deer and the antelope play ?
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Old 30th September 2019, 12:36 AM   #4
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What you need Nigel, is a coilfriend!
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On second thoughts, I wouldn't want you to be LED astray!
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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?


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Old 30th September 2019, 01:09 AM   #7
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What you need Nigel, is a coilfriend!
And inductor into my life.
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What you need Nigel, is a coilfriend!
I once had a coilfriend who's name was Milli Amp. One day we went for a ride on my megacycle, crossed over the Wheatstone bridge by a flowing current and had a picnic in a magnet field. Afterwards we reversed polarity and blew each other's fuses.
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You could say you transformed her ?
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She was only an electronic engineer's daughter, but she had the capacity to conductor self positively in any social circuit.
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