The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

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EDIT: just seen I'm first on THIS page too......extra prize??

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure - ya get to sit next to dis guy on next long distance flight - say like from Heathrow to BAF non-stop.... :eek::eek::eek:
 

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dis guy on next long distance flight

Hmmm, the newest 737's are good for up to 10,000 km. That's one nasty flight.

Sir, would you like pretzels or cookies.

Oh, cookies please.

Sir we suggest pretzels, apparently you're over your cookie quotient. Something to drink?

Yes please, Coke.

One diet Coke coming up.
 
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I didn't realize!:rolleyes:

Perhaps I'll get de prize!:confused:

Pleased that doggie is settling in well....real dog's paradise they have there!:)


EDIT: just seen I'm first on THIS page too......extra prize??

This morning I received this "IMPORTANT MESSAGE" in my spam folder. I'm thinking that ZM must be sending me big prize for #10,000 post. In all honesty I cannot accept it az I am but a humble individual making a living sitting over at the Dummy's Table in Pass Pub. Soooooo - I feel that I should share this prize with all of you here. Just contact me with you personal information - name and address and all of that personal stuff and I will forward it to the appropriate parties in the email I received!!!

After that just sit back and get ready for happy dayz!!!! :rolleyes:

"Hello Dear Friend,

How are you today? I am writing to inform you that I have Paid the registration fee for your Cheque,which has been with me for a long time And I went to the bank to confirm if the cheque has expired or getting near to expire and Mr.*****-***** the Director ***** Bank told me that before the cheque will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $1.5million united state dollars to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration.

However all the necessary arrangement for delivering the $1.5million united state dollars in cash was made with FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE here in Benin Republic, Mr.***** ***** the Director of ***** Bank Benin Republic has package the sum of $1.5 Million USD in cash for you,he also help me to Register the Consignment with FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE In fact I thank God very much for all the movement I made, every thing went normally. As for our agreement with the FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on or before 2 days from now, But the Director of the FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE said that they need your contacts information's to enable them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agents arrived in your Country,Please write a letter of application to the given address below"

send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX This is what they need from you,

1.YOUR FULL NAME........................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS...........................
3 YOUR COUNTRY...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT HOME AND MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER...............
5.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE..............................
6.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE............................
7.YOUR OCCUPATION......................

Please make sure you send this needed information to the Director general of FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE ***** ***** with the address given to you.Note this.Courier Service Company don't know the contents of the Box,i registered it as a BOX of Asian cloths.They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX,don't let them know that box contents money,OK You can even call the Director of FEDEX
 
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Heres a hot tip for you C2C:

Dear beloved,

Calvary greetings to you in the name of Almighty God, may this letter be
to you as a surprise because you do not know me personally, I have
no intentions to put yourself in any kind of stress or anxiety, when you read
this letter, and I do not want you to feel sorry for me because I think
all will die one day.

My name is Mrs. Keeva Miralai, I am 62yrs old, a widow to Mr. Astrid
Miralai. Who is a gold merchant in Ghana before he died 1998th We spent
most of our lives in Ghana, West Africa.

I am currently suffering from a long esophageal cancer in lungs
causing me a speech impediment, it has defiled all forms of medicine, and in my
doctor it is quite obvious that I can not survive the disease. Even what
worries me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer.

My late husband and my only two children by name Houchang and Chantal died in
crash of Swissair Flight 111 on two, in September 1998. Please click on
this link to see a list of the passengers who died in the crash.
PASSENGER CASUALTY LIST OF FALLEN SWISSAIR FLIGHT 111

After the death of my husband and my children, I made me to do God's work as
missionary and I are actively involved in charity work through my foundation
and I was appointed by the United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) as a Goodwill Ambassador
in 2001. I have distributed money to some charity organizations here in
Ghana and some African countries.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I can not do this myself anymore,
I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
donate money to charity in Brazil and other poor countries
in the world, but they connived and instead kept the money for themselves. Therefore
I do not trust them anymore, as they seem to be argued with what I have left
to them.

The last of the money, which is the large cash deposit of $ 21 million
dollars which my late husband deposited with a financial security company here in
Ghana and I want you to help me collect this deposit and
distribute money to charities around the world and let them
know that Keeva Foundation makes this generous donation, on condition that you will
to only 30% of the fund for yourself and share 70% wise to
charities around the world. I pray that God uses you to
support and assist me with good heart to complete my Goodwill.

Please always be prayerful all through your life and assure me that you will
act in the same way as I have said here. With God all things are possible!

Just answer my private email: keeva_foundation@live.com
 
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WoW!!!!

We are rolling in da cash now!!! Az ZM said - I'm still waiting for the billions I sent away for last year!!! :eek::eek::eek:

What ZM doesn't know iz that I submitted hiz name for a few more of those give-a-ways - so he iz rich beyond belief!!! :D:D:D

BTW - let me show you my look of great surprise at this windfall. :rolleyes:
 

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