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Old 16th January 2018, 10:33 PM   #1
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Hey guys,

I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.

Anyone have any good ones?

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Old 26th January 2018, 10:08 PM   #2
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I remember listening to some Chopin one time and I was really getting into it, I felt I understood what he was saying, and then he took me by surprise in a very amusing way (or so it seemed) and it actually made me laugh, but I don't think that's what you mean.
What do you mean?
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Old 26th January 2018, 10:10 PM   #3
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Haha, no that's not really what I meant. I was just looking for any lighthearted jokes related to music!
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Old 26th January 2018, 10:20 PM   #4
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I once went on a parachute jump.
On the way down my chute wouldn't open.
Suddenly I noticed someone coming up towards me.
As he passed I said,"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The bloke said, "No, do you know anything about valve amplifiers?"
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What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
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Old 26th January 2018, 11:15 PM   #8
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"the first rule of drumming, is that if you make a mistake, turn around and look at the bass player"

Nick Mason

until he got too busy running a couple of restaurants, my son was in a small band - the drummer / bass player jokes go on for fricken ever
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Where does a really hungry Jimmy like to eat?

- At a Buffett.
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I was in the back of the car with the wife.
There was a knock on the window and it was a traffic cop.
He asked what I was doing.
I said, "Nothing"
Well, he said, get out and let a real man in.

I said you cant charge me as you are a traffic cop.
The cop says," Yes I can, you were doing 69er in a 30 limit.
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