Go Back   Home > Forums > >
Home Forums Rules Articles diyAudio Store Blogs Gallery Wiki Register Donations FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Music A place to discuss the thing we are doing all this other stuff for

Music Jokes
Music Jokes
Please consider donating to help us continue to serve you.

Ads on/off / Custom Title / More PMs / More album space / Advanced printing & mass image saving
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 28th January 2018, 04:06 PM   #31
Joel Wesseling is offline Joel Wesseling  Canada
diyAudio Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Toronto Area
Videos by Jon Lajoie

  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 04:14 PM   #32
kaputt is offline kaputt  Germany
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Berlin
Two musicians walk by a bar...
  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 05:12 PM   #33
Pano is offline Pano  United States
diyAudio Moderator
Pano's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: SW Florida
Music Jokes
A: How do you know a drummer is knocking at your door?
Q: The knock speeds up.

Q: How do you know a singer is at your door?
A: She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Take the Speaker Voltage Test!
  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 05:13 PM   #34
Pilover2000 is offline Pilover2000  Canada
diyAudio Member
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Mississippi Mills, Ontario, Canada
Q. How do you fix a broken tuba?
A. With tuba glue.

Q. What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
A. You take your shoes off to bounce on a trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
2-channel sound reproduction is like Alice in Wonderland - Linkwitz
  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 05:14 PM   #35
nigelwright7557 is offline nigelwright7557  United Kingdom
diyAudio Member
nigelwright7557's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Carlisle, England
Singers always make me laugh when they stick the mic out expecting the audience to sing.
I paid to hear them sing not the audience !
PCBCAD51 pcb design software. 2018 version out now with lower prices >> http://www.murtonpikesystems.co.uk
  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 05:18 PM   #36
scottjoplin is offline scottjoplin  Wales
diyAudio Member
scottjoplin's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Penrhyndeudraeth
Don't go to any trendy gigs then (I don't imagine you do) that's all the little turds do these days
Woofer Assisted Wideband is the New Testament renounce the anachronistic acronym FAST
  Reply With Quote
Old 28th January 2018, 05:27 PM   #37
Doghouse Riley is online now Doghouse Riley  United Kingdom
diyAudio Member
Doghouse Riley's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2015
How do you recognise a professional sax musician's car?

It's the one with the pizza delivery sign on the top.
  Reply With Quote
Old 6th March 2018, 11:30 AM   #38
Milano23 is offline Milano23
diyAudio Member
Join Date: Mar 2018
Originally Posted by GlenParry View Post
Hey guys,

I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.

Anyone have any good ones?


Is this what you’re looking for ?
Anais: royalty free music
  Reply With Quote
Old 6th March 2018, 04:02 PM   #39
Kay Pirinha is offline Kay Pirinha  Germany
diyAudio Member
Kay Pirinha's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Somewhere in Germany
Did you hear about the copier company that bought out a musical instrument maker? They're gonna market a new reproductive organ!
"Bless you, Sister. May all your sons be bishops." (Brendan Behan)
  Reply With Quote
Old 7th March 2018, 12:15 AM   #40
AstroZon is offline AstroZon  United States
diyAudio Member
AstroZon's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Colorado Springs
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
  Reply With Quote


Music JokesHide this!Advertise here!
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Really good and bad dad Jokes. VenusFly The Lounge 15 21st November 2017 04:07 AM
Audio jokes Panicos K Everything Else 0 13th February 2007 06:13 PM
Drinking Jokes poobah The Lounge 32 5th May 2006 04:42 AM

New To Site? Need Help?

All times are GMT. The time now is 06:21 PM.

Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2018 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Resources saved on this page: MySQL 15.79%
vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2018 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright ©1999-2018 diyAudio