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Old 27th January 2018, 12:43 AM   #11
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:47 AM   #12
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A bloke goes into a dentists.
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:49 AM   #13
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Are these music jokes because you're holding a guitar?
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:51 AM   #14
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A bloke goes into a dentists.
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !

What's the music connection? Elevator music was playing at the dental office.
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:52 AM   #15
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Are these music jokes because you're holding a guitar?
I don't know any music jokes.
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:53 AM   #16
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Your first one wasn't too bad
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Old 27th January 2018, 12:55 AM   #17
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There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician.
The other didn`t have any money either.
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A Irishman goes into a chemist.
He says I want some condoms.
The assistant says that will be 5 + 1 for tax.
The Irishman says "To be sure I don't want any tacks it will hold itself on.
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Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass. Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass. Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass.
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Old 27th January 2018, 01:09 AM   #20
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