The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

[mrkahn]

I cant resist:
"everything we make is made of a special "x" material from the future. No one else can make that claim.

 

[benb]

When Only The Best Will Do

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[4season]

"We hear dead people"

 

[Steve Dunlap]

It's not a company slogan, but there was a Hi-Fi store in Milwaukee.
Had a great tv add that I still remember.. even after it closed +30 years ago.
Hi-Fi... Fo Fum, twenty fifth and Wisconsinum

both the store name, and location.

It was a great store too! Mac.. Avent.. and AR speakers

That brings back memories of living in the St Louis area.

Hi Fi Fo Fum
MAP 1155 Big Bend At Hwy 40 Saint Louis MO 63101
314-647-3606

 

[chris661]

Mine would be...

Because bigger is better.
Then I'd sell things which have a 12" driver - minimum. All subs would be multiple 15"s...

 

[ghg]

Well, imho Harman Kardon ( introducing the Citation 16 ) stated in the seventies:

"Straight wire with gain"

My belief still today, period.

Gary

 

[JRace]

Our products use parts so technologically advanced that our Marketing department hasn't even thought up a name for them yet

 

[kevinkr]

Ill conceived and badly designed products going up in a blaze of smoky glory..

"Letting the magic smoke out of hifi components since 1981"

or

"Why smoke when our components can do it for you?"

 

[SY]

"No price too high to pay!"

 

[Steve Eddy]

"If you have to ask..."

se

 

[infinia]

"where less is more"

 

[unclejed613]

my "dba" says it all...
"DC to Daylight Systems"

i used to have a phrase in Latin on my business cards that (translated back into English) said "We are trained professionals, Do not try this at home."

 

[Cal Weldon]

Buy from us. Your landlord can wait for the rent money.

 

[wwenze]

"Screw 'believing your ears', you shall believe in us."

 

[unclejed613]

"These go to Eleven..."

 

[Cal Weldon]

Free case of beer with every speaker purchase.

 

[Puffin]

Audio Immitations.

 

[bwaslo]

'maybe someday you'll be worthy of us'

 

[Gordy]

"Buy our really expensive cable that makes absolutely no difference. You will hear solid bass, lush mid-range, and delicate treble, just like all the other gullible dumb idiots that keep paying our mortgages. Thank you, thnak you, thank you; long live PRaT."


(Not very snappy, but you get my drift...)

 

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