The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

[jacco vermeulen]

Turn ours on to turn-on yourself.

(and cheaper than a spouse, sounds better too)

 

[rvrazvan]

" Bla-bla-bla Audio" Not for everybody

(this is a consequnce of the way people laught when they hear that a 1000Euro amp has only 8Wpc, and not 100000000W )

 

[lduarte1973]

Insane Audio - obcessed with perfection

 

[Beachmountain]

"We bring the orchestra to your room''

We do... I run a Live Sound Company

 

[Beachmountain]

Turn ours on to turn-on yourself.

(and cheaper than a spouse, sounds better too)

Or as City Boy siad back in 1977-78: "Turn On To Jesus".
That was the original lyrics to their monster hit 5.7.0.5.
Maybe the one occasion where a band successfully covered themselves?

 

[Beachmountain]

"LCR Audio - We make IT happen."
Being a live sound company - our business is to make the client happy, not to mention the artist....

 

[Urgon]

AVE...

Killer Audio - with our deadly speakers you won't need skull crusher.
Forget eargasms - we will rape you through your ears.
E.J.A.* - you can't afford us.

-----
* - Expensive Junk Audio...

 

[Alex from Oz]

Expansive Audio.
You know it sounds better - it's Expansive.

Ken Orsome Audio.
More than great sound, make it Ken Orsome.

 

[Equilibrium]

SIZEMATTERS AUDIO

A Tradition in High Fidelity Since Your Old Lady Went Missin'

 

[Urgon]

AVE...

DS-Audio - let us do the oo-mox...

 

[Spooky Electric]

Semper High Fidelis

or

Love, Peace, Class A

 

[jambul]

"Right tone"

or

"bring the music alive"

or

"you never heard before"

or

"your pleasure parner"

or

"we never put snake oil in our amp part"

or

"bring things you never heard before"

 

[benb]

We squeeze out the snake oil, leaving nothing but Pure Music.




ETA: I wonder if any actual manufacturers or retailers are lurking in this thread hoping to pick up A Few Good Slogans.

 

[benb]

Semper High Fidelis

or

Love, Peace, Class A

In the spirit of Make Love, Not War:

Make Music, Not Distortion

 

[lduarte1973]

"a pleasure everytime even if you´re 90"

"more fun than viagra"

"get turned on your ears"

 

[lduarte1973]

correction , the last one should be :

"get your ears turned on"

"porn for your ears"

 

[Parasonic]

...."It's orthagonally fun dimensional"....."Just in time for the Holidays"

 

[bbggg]

"We built it, you will come".

 

[unclejed613]

Borg Audio......Features are irrelevant...Specs are irrelevant, you will be assimilated, we will add your technological distinctiveness to our own.....