I WANT ONE!

[walker]

Belchfire® Series Term coined by Crown International for their mythical power amplifier, the BF-6000SUX. Based on original research into the first principles of teramagnostriction quasar-quadrature, the BF-6000SUX could have changed the design of all future power amps, but it didn't. In spite of Crown's leap forward into the past of technical declination, the marketplace categorically stated that it did not want 6,000 watts per channel in only one rack space - in spite of its six-foot depth and 206 lbs weight. The only known use of a BF-6000SUX was to drive the experimental Electro-Voice Rearaxial Softspeaker, when Rane demoed their PI 14 Pseudoacoustic Infector using Jensen's JE-EP-ERs Multi-denomial Transpedance Informer for coupling - but many consider that only hearsay.

I WANT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, make that 2!

From the Rane site.
Regards WALKER

 

[cp642]

Talk about those tongue twisting terms......now i'm having difficulties pronouncing my name....6kW in one rack space??

 

[arnach]

It's A Joke

It's a joke.

But 6kw in one or two rack spaces shouldn't be so hard.. With say, three phase power.. That'd be an interesting project.

I'm busy designing 1KW in about 30 rack spaces

-- Finley

 

[PassFan]

Hey I actually have a product lit. sheet for the rane psuedoacoustic infector. I got it in school from my prof. as a joke.

 

[Circlotron]

http://www.rane.com/pdf/old/pi14dat.pdf