Help with Swedish blonde

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I woke up this morning and found that there was a beautiful blonde girl in my house! On further thought, I realise she's been here a few days now. Only yesterday I distinctly remember hearing her talking Swedish into my phone for half an hour or so.... The fridge is also bare today...
She seems to have something to do with my son, so any carnal thoughts that might otherwise have ocurred, haven't.
Advice sought..... please keep it clean😉
 
Well, if you're into woodwork you're onto a winner, she can get Oak and similar over there at about 1/5th the price in the UK, and bring it back every time she visits...

Al/ didn't mention hardwood at all in the above reply 😉
 
... you didn't understand anything...?

I was at a party yesterday and there was one englishman (in love with a swedish girl) and he had learnt so far

tack

tack så mycket

varsågod

jag älskar dig

tva öl (not två öl!)

hej

hejdå

If you know these words you will survive in Sweden 🙂
 
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