ok, heres the new plans
i'm going to infiltrate Hoyts movie theaters, get an application, and start working there..... when noone's looking, im gonna snatch one of their movie theater projectors...
cant be too hard
sure cant beat the quality
thats it
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i'm going to infiltrate Hoyts movie theaters, get an application, and start working there..... when noone's looking, im gonna snatch one of their movie theater projectors...
cant be too hard
sure cant beat the quality
thats it
this message will auto destroy in 15 seconds

Heh, just steal the lighting system from it. Better yet, sell the whole projector on the black market and use the money to buy an Ultra-High-Quality CRT/DLP/LCD projector, then move to South America and build a huge house with your own theater and become a drug runner. Yeah, that's it!
This guy talks like hes from texas, so what better place to move this thread 🙂.
And what the **** would you do with a film projector anyway?
And what the **** would you do with a film projector anyway?
You could say "HEY LOOK WHAT I HAVE!" and then fry your electical system by plugging it in, I can't imagine how much power the bulbs use.
They're actually run by 1000 hampsters on those wheelie dealies. On a totally unrelated note, do you know where movie theaters get their butter?
Normally I'd be a smartass and reply simply "cows", but I'm sure that theatre butter has absolutely no link to any naturally occurruing substances except for possibly salt ... chemicals, chemicals, chemicals. In all seriousness though, our Sam's Club carries 5 gallon buckets of theatre butter. I've checked it out before - it's the same exact stuff. In fact, one of our local theatres gets butter from there if they ever run out in the middle of a week!
Ehm..I think you missed the joke. Do you happen to watch The Simpsons, perchance? If so, every see the one where the mafia is selling rat milk to the school?


No I got the joke 😉 I just have a very dry sense of humor sometimes (especially online). I haven't seen that episode of Simpsons that I recall, but then again my memory is very selective.
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