Good friends Bear and Rabbit were out in the woods one day. They were both backed over a fallen log taking a nice relaxing dump. Bear looked at Rabbit and said, "Rabbit, do you ever have a problem with poop getting stuck to your fur?". Rabbit said, "No Bear, not really". Bear picked up Rabbit and wipe his butt with him.
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Bear is to rabbit as Wookie is to_____?
What does a Wookie use in the wild to clean that fur?
Poobah is too much! I used to tell that joke on the school playground when I was 8 years old! But then again I got the STRAP when I was 11 years old! Ouch, now it is illegal. I laughed as it ripped through the palm of my hand. I still feel the sting of abuse on my memory. I was a good kid but a bad kid just the same. I was bored and my teachers were uninspired.
Shawn.
Bear is to rabbit as Wookie is to_____?
What does a Wookie use in the wild to clean that fur?
Poobah is too much!
I used to tell that joke on the school playground when I was 8 years old! But then again I got the STRAP when I was 11 years old! Ouch, now it is illegal. I laughed as it ripped through the palm of my hand. I still feel the sting of abuse on my memory. I was a good kid but a bad kid just the same. I was bored and my teachers were uninspired.Shawn.
poobah said:Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
Too risky . My favorite chinese food place is just down the street .
Anyway I'd hate to have to break the jar.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
hah.... busted!
I thought it was infamous enough to serve my purpose. I'll find you a working one.
http://def.con.ca/bonsaikitten/index.html
Enjoy
I thought it was infamous enough to serve my purpose. I'll find you a working one.
http://def.con.ca/bonsaikitten/index.html
Enjoy
Originally posted by poobah
Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
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might be able to get away with this sort of thing with a kitten,
or a cat that really loves you,
otherwise, 'ripped a new axx whole' seens the logical result.
as per post #109
Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
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might be able to get away with this sort of thing with a kitten,
or a cat that really loves you,
otherwise, 'ripped a new axx whole' seens the logical result.
as per post #109
