Dear xxxx,
The forces of nature seem to be conspiring against me today. Being a sunny morning, I thought I'd take some pictures of my bicycle in the garden as I'm listing it on eBay.co.uk. As my finger poised over the shutter, a sudden barrage of hailstones completely ruined the shot!
So I decided to take my nephew to the park to fly his new kite, but it got tangled up in a tree after a gale-force gust of wind almost carried him away with it. I would have had trouble explaining that one to his mother! Will be in touch soon.
Fondest regards
PS - If you know anyone who wants a bicycle, tell them to look out for my listing!
