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Old 4th April 2006, 03:15 PM   #1
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Purplepeople,

Sheesh!

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

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Old 4th April 2006, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:25 PM   #3
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Hi poobah,
Don't you do it that way ?
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:28 PM   #4
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Chris,

Y'all should try it some time... it really works! In general, wookies are content to drink in the dark.

BTW... no offense to our Canadian friends!

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Old 4th April 2006, 03:32 PM   #5
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I'm nearly tempted to join in, but Anatech removes the comments after he's had HIS fun.
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:38 PM   #6
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OK guys,

Put your drinking jokes here! No one take offense when nationalities come up... please... we are all drunks.

BTW... I am part Irish.

Where ever you find 4 Irishmen, you're bound to find a 5th.

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Old 4th April 2006, 03:40 PM   #7
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Andrew,

I started a new thread in "everything else"... Drinking Jokes!

Go for it...
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:43 PM   #8
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An Irishman, a German, and a Frenchman are all sitting at the bar.

The Frenchman orders a beer. No sooner does it get set in front of him, than a fly lands right in the froth.

"Zis is deesgusting!" he says, and pushes the glass away.

The German, not wasting any time, grabs the glass, picks out the drowning fly, and downs the tasty beverage.

The Irshman picks up the fly, holds it up in the air over his mouth and says: "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:45 PM   #9
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Yeah baby!
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Old 4th April 2006, 03:59 PM   #10
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Hi,
maybe I should banish myself there (for good/life).
Although folk that know me might suggest other places.
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