More engineering humor

[Pano]

I liked this one:

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

 

[wintermute]

lol that was a good one Cal!

edit: and pano, that one is just too true!!

 

[jacco vermeulen]

IF they have eggs THEN
Print ''get a dozen''
ELSE B:=A
END.

Oh, you video lot really do not understand anything.

 

[SY]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!?"

 

[jackinnj]

I posted this to a query on the TekScopes group:

An externally hosted image should be here but it was not working when we last tested it.

 

[yoaudio]

An externally hosted image should be here but it was not working when we last tested it.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Men want a lot of knobs to fondle with.
Women desire only one, to shut it.

 

[gmphadte]

They will say...
that is too small

 

[ingenieus]

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up, I was like OMg.

Doesn't quite work for me, because the result is magnesium oxide (MgO)

 

[Pano]

How about this then?

"You must be made of Tellurium Copper, because you're so CuTe"
(I own connectors made of tellurium copper)

 

[Wavebourn]

Engineer's safe

 

[Cal Weldon]

Doesn't quite work for me

You are trying too hard.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Engineer's safe

That was actually a pretty brilliant idea (till you posted a picture)

 

[jacco vermeulen]

You are trying too hard.

The parents of Oxygen, Hydrogen and Nitrogen, responded with HN !

 

[soongsc]

A: I just farted.
B: it could not have been a fart, the smell says it must be something else.
A: I am just letting you guys get a chance to run for it. I did fart.
B: It can't be, the smell isn't right.
A: Do you want to stick your nose here? Maybe I can do it again so you can confirm.