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Old 31st October 2017, 06:21 AM   #1
VenusFly is offline VenusFly  Australia
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Default Really good and bad dad Jokes.

Joke #1
I'm really good at corny dad jokes, does that make me a father? some kid I don't know about?

Joke #2
I just got like 7x parcels from the postman.
I guess the poor guy was constipated.

Joke #3
Hello, Police?
I'd like to file a restraining order against my husband?
I'd like to keep him close to my heart forever and ever.

Keep it PG-13!
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Old 31st October 2017, 11:45 AM   #2
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
A: Dr.Dre

Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
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Old 31st October 2017, 11:48 AM   #3
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Q: What's brown and sticky and runs around a field?
A: A fence.

- So two dyslexic guys walk into a bra...


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Old 31st October 2017, 11:50 AM   #4
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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.

Q: What is a dossier?
A: A posh tramp

PS: I dont have off-spring but my god-daughter sees me as her father.
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Old 31st October 2017, 12:10 PM   #5
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
I went to the zoo. They only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a shih tzu
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Old 31st October 2017, 07:09 PM   #6
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Old 31st October 2017, 08:30 PM   #7
leadbelly is offline leadbelly  Canada
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
What's black and white and has 10,000 chins?
The Shanghai phone book

What's 50 feet long and smells like pee?
Seniors line dance
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Old 1st November 2017, 09:23 PM   #8
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bill - love the zoo pun
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
It seems to be making the rounds these days. Quite popular on job sites.
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
In a similar vein:

What is the (fill in a lousy hockey team's name) favourite vegetable?

Shiitake.
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