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Old 1st November 2017, 09:17 PM   #11
leadbelly is offline leadbelly  Canada
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Pinch its nose

Why do pigeons fly upside down over Toronto?
It's not worth pooping on

How many Queens students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but if they do it right they get 6 credits
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Old 1st November 2017, 09:23 PM   #12
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Q:Whats the fastest fresh water fish?
A: A Motor-Pike.

Q: What do you call a deaf dog?
A: Anything you want.
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Old 1st November 2017, 09:23 PM   #13
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
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Old 2nd November 2017, 03:10 AM   #14
Fast Eddie D is offline Fast Eddie D  United States
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What do you call a quadriplegic on the porch? - Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic in the pool? - Bob

Anybody want to hear some Father O'Malley jokes? They're dirty and potentially offensive*. DISCLAIMER I grew up Catholic, so it's OK for me to tell these jokes.

*to Catholics and gays. I mean no harm to either demographic.
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Old 2nd November 2017, 08:25 AM   #15
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
Just post them on pastebin.com and link to them here with a tag of "NSFW". NSFW = Not Safe for Wife.

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Old 21st November 2017, 04:07 AM   #16
VenusFly is offline VenusFly  Australia
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Really good and bad dad Jokes.
Not really a dad joke but more of a son joke.

I used to say this to my dad all the time:
"Rodger Dodger Old Codger".

Roger Dodger (phrase - Wikipedia)
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