I wanted to add one more comment - when they complain about HiFi, just tell them to:
"Shut up and go lay by your dish."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Just kidding of course... If you said that the fight would really start - probably in a very big way.
I'm not married - I wonder why??????
Regards,
"Shut up and go lay by your dish."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Just kidding of course... If you said that the fight would really start - probably in a very big way.
I'm not married - I wonder why??????
Regards,
wa4swj said:I'm not married
Regards,
How lucky you are!
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words!!
Actually the "woman" unit should be in a much "prettier" looking enclosure. Add some soft colors (pink?) some flowers and a couple photo's of the family on the front - then house it in something that looks like a planter.
Actually the "woman" unit should be in a much "prettier" looking enclosure. Add some soft colors (pink?) some flowers and a couple photo's of the family on the front - then house it in something that looks like a planter.
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And after lurking through these many a forums with there fantastic information...It is this one I have chosen to make my first posting to. Thank for first for the laughs and the truths behind them listed above. Adding my story to the mix; I keep my wife spoiled. When we met I had just finished some audio projects in the truck. That has her hooked and now as long a fiscal situations allow free reign is granted on almost all projects... The catch is the arguments are elsewere in life.
I was fascinated by the title of this thread and curious to see what "wives from around the world" had said. I was not dissappointed by the humour within!
I shared some of the sayings with my wife and we had a great laugh, especially remembering the day that my celestion A3's were delivered from the back of a Volvo estate into my living room.
To say my wife's reaction was jaw dropping is understatement of the highest order. She was gobsmacked, and it took some time for them to be accepted. That the bass was finally life like didn't help at all...
I shared some of the sayings with my wife and we had a great laugh, especially remembering the day that my celestion A3's were delivered from the back of a Volvo estate into my living room.
To say my wife's reaction was jaw dropping is understatement of the highest order. She was gobsmacked, and it took some time for them to be accepted. That the bass was finally life like didn't help at all...
My wife, being from Peru, was new to all this high end stuff. We married in 2005 and she was here with me by 2006. She marveled in my equipment and she was thrilled to listen to the music. In Peru, music comes from an all-in-one stereo with very small bookshelf speakers. High end in Peru is labeled Sony.
So she is honky-dory with the whole setup. Until recently...
We bought a new carpet cleaner and I moved the speakers off the carpet to ensure I did a good job. The carpet is nice and dry and as I'm about to pull the speakers away from the wall, she says in a clear voice, "Do they have to go back THERE?"
And so it begins...
So she is honky-dory with the whole setup. Until recently...
We bought a new carpet cleaner and I moved the speakers off the carpet to ensure I did a good job. The carpet is nice and dry and as I'm about to pull the speakers away from the wall, she says in a clear voice, "Do they have to go back THERE?"
And so it begins...
Ragnwald said:Young man, just wait and see.
I’m really not that young.
raypalmer said:She looks like a folk rocker....
If she was a folk rocker that'd be awesome man.
The photo is from a CD cover.
Oh so today I mentioned that I'm building another pair of speakers:
Lisa: Where are these ones going to go?
Rich: Probably in the closet for now....
Lisa: But... these sound good. What's wrong with these.
Rich (offended): Only good??
Lisa: They sound great!
Rich: Well not great enough. (stern look)
Lisa: Why don't you sell these ones when the new ones are finished then??
Rich: Ah... well the design belongs to someone else (Bjorn Johanssen.) It would be unethical to profit from a design he gave me for free.
Lisa: Ethics don't pay for groceries....
Hahahaha, what?!? Suddenly my wife is Al Capone?
Lisa: Where are these ones going to go?
Rich: Probably in the closet for now....
Lisa: But... these sound good. What's wrong with these.
Rich (offended): Only good??
Lisa: They sound great!
Rich: Well not great enough. (stern look)
Lisa: Why don't you sell these ones when the new ones are finished then??
Rich: Ah... well the design belongs to someone else (Bjorn Johanssen.) It would be unethical to profit from a design he gave me for free.
Lisa: Ethics don't pay for groceries....
Hahahaha, what?!? Suddenly my wife is Al Capone?
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