| CryingDragon |
| My vehicle was broken into for the second time since i got it,What is it about a minivan that attracts thiefs?? This makes me so mad i've got a viper alarm but they still screw with it! ARG!!!!!!! |
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| halojoy |
anything attracts "the chief of thiefs"
make yourself attractive for "the chief in power of all minivans"
Ps. have you heard Bob Dylan's vesion of "Death Is Not THE End"
he wrote it all by himself
use www.google.com
anything i write here i take from google :angel: |
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| sikkek |
| halojoy, I really think you are losing it now.... |
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| peranders |
| quote: | Originally posted by CryingDragon
My vehicle was broken into for the second time since i got it,What is it about a minivan that attracts thiefs?? This makes me so mad i've got a viper alarm but they still screw with it! ARG!!!!!!! |
I don't about american cars but eurpean and japanese cars has "immobilizers" since 1996 I think. Car thieves in Sweden usually go for <1996 cars. Some new cars don't even have regular key! |
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| halojoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by sikkek
halojoy, I really think you are losing it now.... |
sikkem
"you are losing it"
what do you lose?
Please, tell me? |
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| SkinnyBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by halojoy
sikkem
"you are losing it"
what do you lose?
Please, tell me? |
And I thought I was nuts... well, actually I am... but I try to seem mature on the internet... |
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| halojoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by SkinnyBoy
And I thought I was nuts... well, actually I am... but I try to seem mature on the internet... |
Abide by your Confession
Who need mature sign stamped onto Himself
nobody
Any reading this should know
you can not put a stamp of maturity
on halojoy
nothing can replace current stamp: cing of fools |
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| chris ma |
| For the more expensive cars as you said they need those new special keys, and avoid damages done to the cars, they wait until you going to the car or follow you home; one case I heard that a thief marched into the guy's office while he is working and took his car keys at gun point. |
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| Helix |
| quote: | Originally posted by peranders
I don't about american cars but eurpean and japanese cars has "immobilizers" since 1996 I think. Car thieves in Sweden usually go for <1996 cars. Some new cars don't even have regular key! |
A thief doesnt care if it need a key or not or is immobilized, you can still take stuff from the inside. |
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| phase_accurate |
| quote: | | My vehicle was broken in(to) for the second time |
That's the big advantage of Hi-Fi equipment over cars: It usually has to be broken in only once ;) :D
Regards
Charles
P.S.: Sorry for adding insult to injury, but I couldn't resist. :angel: :bawling: |
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| SkinnyBoy |
| My friend had his car broken into... they stole a jacket, some tapes with Christian music on them, and teh face place for this stereo... They left behind a screwdriver.. :) lol |
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| Peter Daniel |
| Why don't you use a bike, like halojoy, and sell the car?;) |
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| chris ma |
bike not needed,
indeed,
number 9 that is,
ride he rises,
cloud at his feet,
cloud in the sky,
high
and highee...er.... |
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| chris ma |
| Oh boy I've got infected too:confused: |
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| Christer |
| quote: | Originally posted by chris ma
bike not needed,
indeed,
number 9 that is,
ride he rises,
cloud at his feet,
cloud in the sky,
high
and highee...er.... |
I saw something similar from pinkmouse in another thread
today. I hope it is not contagious. Better limit the number
of halojoy posts one reads a day, perhaps. :) |
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| tiroth |
| perhaps that is like becoming gromanized... |
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| Christer |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiroth
perhaps that is like becoming gromanized... |
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I think you can omit the "like". :) |
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| Ken L |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiroth
perhaps that is like becoming gromanized... |
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| pinkmouse |
Bragi's Cup- named after Bragi, son of Odin. Thought to be a nectar of the gods, brewed by Scandanavian Shamens from beer and hallucinogenic moss. Drunk to achieve enlightenment...
Maybe this is the answer:D |
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| mrfeedback |
Powered by Google search too....
Lennon & McCartney
A Hard Days Night
All You Need Is Love
Ask Me Why
Baby You're A Rich Man
Can't Buy Me Love
Come Together
Day Tripper
Don't Let Me Down
Eleanor Rigby
From Me To You
Get Back
Hello Goodbye
Help
Hey Jude
I Am The Walrus
I Feel Fine
I'll Get You
I'm Down
I Want to Hold Your Hand
Lady Madonna
Let It Be
Love Me Do
My Bonnie
Old Brown Shoe
Paperback Writer
Penny Lane
Please Please Me
PS I Love You
Rain
Revolution
She Loves You
She's A Woman
Something
Strawberry Fields
Thank You Girl
The Ballad of John/Yoko
The Inner Light
The Saints
Things We Said Today
This Boy
Ticket To Ride
We Can Work It Out
Yellow Submarine
Yes It Is
You Can't Do That
You Know My Name
Lyrics compiled by Stephan Augustsson GOT A GOOD REASON
FOR TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT,
GOT A GOOD REASON
FOR TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT, NOW.
SHE WAS A DAY TRIPPER,
ONE WAY TICKET, YEAH;
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIND OUT,
AND I FOUND OUT.
SHE'S A BIG TEASER,
SHE TOOK ME HALF THE WAY THERE,
SHE'S A BIG TEASER,
SHE TOOK ME HALF THE WAY THERE, NOW.
SHE WAS A DAY TRIPPER,
ONE WAY TICKET, YEAH;
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIND OUT,
AND I FOUND OUT.
(Hey!)
AH - AH -
AH - AH -
AH - AH -
TRIED TO PLEASE HER,
SHE ONLY PLAYED ONE NIGHT STANDS,
TRIED TO PLEASE HER,
SHE ONLY PLAYED ONE NIGHT STANDS, NOW.
SHE WAS A DAY TRIPPER,
SUNDAY DRIVER, YEAH;
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIND OUT,
AND I FOUND OUT.
DAY TRIPPER, (yeah)
DAY TRIPPER, YEAH,
DAY TRIPPER,
DAY TRIPPER, YEAH,
DAY TRIPPER,
DAY TRIPPER, YEAH.
© Northern Songs Ltd
Eric, The Sane. |
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| halojoy |
we love to play
that leather ball over
tank u my sane true fruend of eric
lady madonna for you
let it be: "speaking words of wisdome" - let it be - chalk in scool blackboard |
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| mrfeedback |
Halojoy,
Point one - you do not give your real identity or real name - first step to being taken at all seriously around here - so how about it ?.
Also your profile is quite meaningless - you can fix that I am sure.
If not then my 7 yo son says this...... |
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| CryingDragon |
| Well....First off it's a little cold for a bike....plus i'd hate to go from 200H(orse)power to 1 H(uman) power. I need the ability to go 95. :D Plus you can't fit my after market stereo system on a bike so what would i listen to? I guess i could fly everywhere i need to go....but..something about the sight of a 75 foot tall dragon in the sky might upset the locals. :cool: And as for "Immobilizers" It has a Double sided key,colum and shifter lock plus the alarm has a starter kill. Gargle... :mad: |
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| peranders |
| quote: | Originally posted by tiroth
perhaps that is like becoming gromanized... |
I can't follow Mr halojoy. 600 posts in one month and I understand nothing. Am I alone here? |
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| Fred Dieckmann |
| You said it........not me! |
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| skaara |
| Maybe he is telepatically connected to forum and everytime somebody replies - he replies ;) :D |
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| UrSv |
Well, before the profile for Halojoy was updated (which I think was today) the link to his homepage was:
http://www.geocities.com/gromanswe/
Guess, that 'bout sums it up.
/UrSv |
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| mbroker |
| quote: | Originally posted by SkinnyBoy
My friend had his car broken into... they stole a jacket, some tapes with Christian music on them, and teh face place for this stereo... They left behind a screwdriver.. :) lol |
I had a similar experience.... in a college town, in the middle of frat-city. 1990 Subaru Legacy sedan with 150k miles. I don't normally lock my car, since there is nothing of value in it.... Except the face plate to my 1994 Sanyo tape deck, which the morons took when they couldn't get the $50 radio out (the front was hanging by the wires). They took the toll change in the center console - all $1.50US. In the glovebox, which they went through, was a hand-held halogen light, that they left. In the bottom of the glove box was a spare key to the ignition :bigeyes: that I didn't even know was there.... Frat-boys.... At least I then had a good excuse to buy a nice, new CD deck :D Although I rather wished they had stolen the whole car, forcing me to replace it... with a nice, new WRX wagon ;)
I've always wondered about hooking up a neon sign transformer or other such high voltage source to the frame that will turn on if the alarm goes off (no alarm on this car). mooah hah hah haaaah. :devilr:
Mark Broker |
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| roddyama |
| quote: | Originally posted by Christer
I saw something similar from pinkmouse in another thread
today. I hope it is not contagious. Better limit the number
of halojoy posts one reads a day, perhaps. :) |
It's the newest form of the computer virus. It's even got Eric.
Rodd Yamashita |
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| Circlotron |
| In about 1990 someone tried to steal my then '71 HQ Holden which was a terminally tragic example of that car by anyone's standards. In the wee hours of the morning they quietly rolled it down the street and then could not get it started. They broke the ignition lock so that you could turn the ign on without a key, but when you rotated it right around to the "start" position nothing would happen. They figured they broke it too thoroughly so they left it. What they didn't realise was that the ign lock was already faulty and to start the thing you had to grab that piece of wire that was tied around the column shift lever and insert it into the empty cigarette lighter socket. :) |
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| SkinnyBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Circlotron
In about 1990 someone tried to steal my then '71 HQ Holden which was a terminally tragic example of that car by anyone's standards. In the wee hours of the morning they quietly rolled it down the street and then could not get it started. They broke the ignition lock so that you could turn the ign on without a key, but when you rotated it right around to the "start" position nothing would happen. They figured they broke it too thoroughly so they left it. What they didn't realise was that the ign lock was already faulty and to start the thing you had to grab that piece of wire that was tied around the column shift lever and insert it into the empty cigarette lighter socket. :) |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! they shoulda stolen it, dumped it, and burnt it.. you did have insurance, right??? |
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| sonnya |
| quote: | Originally posted by peranders
I can't follow Mr halojoy. 600 posts in one month and I understand nothing. Am I alone here? |
Can you say : GROMAN or GROMANSWE
:D
Look at JLH thread |
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| HDTVman |
Mbroker; Loved your neon sign transformer idea.
I did some thing similar back in about 1970 or 71. Does anyone know what a Model T coil is? It's kind of a mechanial multivibrator to generate the high voltage for the spark plugs on a Model T Ford. I hooked one up with a latching relay and a mercury switch to my 1968 Camero SS 396. It worked good! I know of at least 2 times it did it's job.:devily: :car: :cop:
Later
Bruce:geezer: |
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| pinkmouse |
Mbroker/ HDTVman
What you are suggesting is highly dangerous and totally illegal in any country that I know of. I know sometimes we think aloud, but this could have fatal results if anyone actually tried this method, without seeing the joke in your posts. Please consider what would happen if you or a friend or a child was killed by your suggestions, human life is worth more than any property, let alone the legal implications for whoever set the trap. |
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| halojoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by SkinnyBoy
some tapes with Christian music ... They left behind a screwdriver.. :) lol |
who fool would want Christ ian music!
I think i must laugh ;) :) :D :) ;) |
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| mrfeedback |
"In about 1990 someone tried to steal my then '71 HQ Holden " - second prize is two of them. :D
Eric. |
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| mbroker |
| quote: | Originally posted by pinkmouse
Mbroker/ HDTVman
What you are suggesting is highly dangerous and totally illegal in any country that I know of. I know sometimes we think aloud, but this could have fatal results if anyone actually tried this method, without seeing the joke in your posts. Please consider what would happen if you or a friend or a child was killed by your suggestions, human life is worth more than any property, let alone the legal implications for whoever set the trap. |
Of course you are correct, and prudence would have dictated a safety warning. My non-chalance regarding high voltage causes me to be a little relaxed some times when "thinking aloud" or jesting.... :(
I remember seeing something on TV about 12 years ago (I swear it was "Beyond 2000" on The Discovery Channel) about a new taxi seat, or seat cover for taxis that had a very high voltage power grid built in. The voltage was on the order of a megavolt :eek: with a *very* low current (microamp). The rider didn't feel any discomfort, but rather experienced a calming effect. No idea what ever became of the product, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't really seen the light of day. :xeye:
Oh, and it's just Mark :cool:
Regards,
Mark Broker |
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| pinkmouse |
Hi Mark, sorry about the name, I was just in a bit of a rush!
Safety at work is something I have to think about all the time, as I am self employed and insured, it is my responsibility and liability, (due care and all that stuff), to assure no one on my team gets hurt on my watch;)
From my last time in New York, the cab drivers there certainly don't use calming seat covers! |
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