| tom_73 |
Hi.
you may have heard in the news that there are some "little" Problems with XBox getting hot and freezes.
So there are many jokes around, like "M$ best XPerience: Freezes and Bluescreens" kind like that.
Here is a fictive M$-Support one:
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MS> Hello! This is Microsofts Xbox360 support team,
how may I help you?
Punter> Hi, i bought a xbox360 and it keeps crashing!!
MS> oh, that's alright, that is part of the experience!
Punter> heh?? What experience??
MS> Well, we've made it as adventurous as possible,
just imagine you have one of the best times in GR3 and the box crashes....
Punter> Are you mad? what would be the point of this?
MS> just imagine: this will cause your average times to go up if you
need more go's to get to a new level and this will improve your
average gameplay......
Punter> are you sure this is good?
MS> Yes, of course, it will also save you money because you won't need another new game
as soon because the average playing times per games increase.
Punter> That's cool, I never looked at it that way!
MS> Yes, we are quite proud and continue to strive for new innovations in the gaming sector.
Punter> Hey! What about viruses or worms for the box?
MS> We already thought of that! They're due as soon as the
stabillity "feature" becomes lame.
Punter> What about smashing the box with a big fri**in' hammer?
Have a look at http://www.smashmyxbox.com/
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have fun,
tom |
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