The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

Never tried that paded sound a bit absorbent and may not be best of idea

Self closing is IMO best invention for partnered male since boiling water

I could not live whitout it, or better, life is much beter since "Oi you left toilet seat up again" stopped

Why they don't just close it and get done with it?
 
I used to to say - 'be thankful I put the lid up' but I changed my tune when I discovered it took too long for them to understand what I was saying, so I changed it a bit.

I put the seat and lid down and demand they do the same. Totally disarms them. Works well if she doesn't do it. Gives you control of a normally female dominated situation. Turning the tables really throws them off. You'll find how valuable this little trick is if you play your cards right. ;)
 
Tryed does not work with fire kiseed Scotrish (1/2 1/2 ) it does have to be the way they think it shuld be not the way they say it shuld or the one that wuld be most logic.

To try and guess what they are thinking is prety stressing.

Sure you know the translation...

Come una piuma al vento cambia il tormento e il pensier.

Dear friend when you feel the need to reassert male superiority

Hide the toilet paper and keep spares out of theyr reach (drive them totaly bonkers):D

Besides shouting Oi you left the toilet seat lid up wuld not have any efect whatsoever
 
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