The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[Manu]

If you have Irish pee dog, nothing is privé.

I have his Serbian hairyness ... Ok too?

Manu

 

[Cal Weldon]

Less a threat when the ice melts.

Yup. When Greenland melts, it'll hold the island together.

Looks cold there Jacco.

Well, gotta run. Time to mow the grass.

 

[c2cthomas]

I have just been informed that SWMBO does not think that a TT is suitable as a Valentine's day gift....

Nice try tho.......

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Oh Yeah, try a new mail box.

(after me lifted it from the car yesterday, both my back and knees informed me i forgot to read the 550lb card. Martyr's day, huh ?)

 

[c2cthomas]

......i forgot to read the 550lb card. Martyr's day, huh ?)

Things weigh less when they are in kilo's...............

 

[TerryO]

I have just been informed that SWMBO does not think that a TT is suitable as a Valentine's day gift....

Nice try tho.......

Thomas,

You really need to be more thoughtful. Very few Women find audio equipment to be much of a gift.

Men that are sensitive and truly understand women (that's me), put a lot more thought into getting something that is quite romantic...like the bandsaw I just gave my Wife.

Best Regards,
Terry

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Told her it was a coffee maker, right ?

 

[Zen Mod]

 

[c2cthomas]

like the bandsaw I just gave my Wife.

Best Regards,
Terry

She didn't like the vacuum cleaner or new iron either......

She did like the $50 worth of chocolates tho.....

 

[Cal Weldon]

I got some serious bonus points for the heart shaped pizza I made last night. I even used strips of deli meat to spell out a real sweeheart message on top. That, along with the clams, crab, heart shaped cucumber, and cupcakes with rose shaped icing made for a nice evening I'll tell you.

Now, I wonder what I'm going to do to erase all those points? I got quite a few so I could be really bad. Something like a new set of woofers sounds good. What? You were expecting a trip to Vegas? Sorry my friends I am far too boring for that. Using up mortgage money is bad enough at my age.

Cheers.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Sounds like a trade, invest some clams to get some ?

 

[Variac]

I once gave my wife a kitchen knife set for Valentines Day, and she still married me a year later! That's like giving her a loaded gun! I'm the one who cooks so she saw it as a promise to keep cooking, which I did! I think there were some flowers too..

 

[Bksabath]

Now, I wonder what I'm going to do to erase all those points? I got quite a few so I could be really bad. Something like a new set of woofers sounds good. What? You were expecting a trip to Vegas? Sorry my friends I am far too boring for that. Using up mortgage money is bad enough at my age.

Cheers.

you can always hide the toilet paper

 

[Spooky Electric]

I got some serious bonus points for the heart shaped pizza...

She didn't become suspicious?
That' suspicious.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I managed to cut the crust into a heart shape and assemble the pizza while she was doing her exercises. By the time she finished, I had her (ahem) eating out of my hand.

 

[Zen Mod]

aha

all dead again



(showelin' ookin' amount of snow with ease and joy ...... broke my back ... again )

 

[Spooky Electric]

Well, as far as I am concerned, I'm still astonished by Cal. I think he's a mythical creature. Like a unicorn or something.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Cheers.
I wish I was a unicorn. Have you seen the size of their horn?

 

[TerryO]

Cheers.
I wish I was a unicorn. Have you seen the size of their horn?

What was once a magic wand, is now a water spout?

 

[jacco vermeulen]

the size of their horn?

Not a unicorn, Cal is Blain off-screen (Predator)
Sexual Tyrannosarous - YouTube