The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

C'mon Thomas,

they're women, they like to talk about everything.
They don't want to watch porn, and you sure is not supposed to show a drawing, they want the script read out loud.

Guys on the other hand want to talk wheel suspension during a drive, and when they're working on the suspension, all they can think about is a spin around the block.

(i wouldn't mind showing Safiya a monostable multivibrator thing or two)
 
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C'mon Thomas,
they're women, they like to talk about everything.
But of course they do - they always have and always will. I just find it interesting that they can sit around and cluck away about what they do for sexual thrills as if they were talking about new curtains for the living room (lounge). I simply showed the site for the less enlightened lad's who are clueless about what is going on when the girls get together for a chat.

Guys on the other hand want to talk wheel suspension during a drive, and when they're working on the suspension, all they can think about is a spin around the block.
If we can trim a second or two off of our best time - then it's a good day!!!:D:D:D
(i wouldn't mind showing Safiya a monostable multivibrator thing or two)
She's probably packing one of those in her purse.... :rolleyes:
 
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ya nutz

she wasn't at home , and you're again takin' pics of Morača

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1: He haz admitted to having been rather high on hiz ladder - need I say more?
2: It wuz international UFO day - even I went out to take a look at the stars to see if any of them were moving around.
3: When my Mrs. if off visiting her sister for a few dayz it gives me plenty of time to look at - errrrrr - ummmmm - stars!!!! Oh yes - go out and look at the stars - that's what I meant to say..... :rolleyes:

ps - bloody 40.55C today - this iz getting silly....
On the plus side - we went and did the 1st of the month grocery shopping and all of the young women were wearing very short shorts and string tops of light material. I crashed my shopping cart several times not watching where I was going.....
 
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Persons of your description get arrested on simple suspicion around my parts. :)
lad's who are clueless about what is going on when the girls get together for a chat.
If you are there, you don't know. 'tis why I used to used to use a hidden camera to find the truth. Perhaps you have done the same, hence the knowledge. ;)

Guys, you really don't want to know. Their world is scarier than any movie you've watched, any street riot, any waves on the ocean, tornado, hurricane, you name it...no sir, nothing compares to the scariness of what a room full of women with their bellies full of wine offers. Don't go there, don't ask questions, don't even be curious...you will thank me later.

Trust me. Be happy in man's world, theirs is more than complicated, it's darn frightening to the uninitiated. You think it's all about a new pair of shoes?

Grasshopper, there is much to be learned.
 
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Guys, you really don't want to know. Their world is scarier than any movie you've watched, any street riot, any waves on the ocean, tornado, hurricane, you name it...no sir, nothing compares to the scariness of what a room full of women with their bellies full of wine offers. Don't go there, don't ask questions, don't even be curious...you will thank me later.

Trust me. Be happy in man's world, theirs is more than complicated, it's darn frightening to the uninitiated. You think it's all about a new pair of shoes?

Grasshopper, there is much to be learned.

Amen Brother!!!! I could tell stories - but then I would be hunted down and used for Gator bait..... :eek::eek::eek:
Well - we are short on Gators up in this neck of the woods - but then there are the hog farms - and we do have those....
 
...and the top o' the mornin to all of yez over der.:trapper::trapper:


.....and of course my native land had it's share of problems! :):) Many of these ended up on the New York side having left Cork on the 4th July 1806! Well commemorated in the following!!

The Irish Rover
Traditional

On the fourth of July eighteen hundred and six
We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand city hall in New York
'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft
And oh, how the wild winds drove her.
She'd got several blasts, she'd twenty-seven masts
And we called her the Irish Rover.


and many many more verses of the same can be found here!

Shane MacGowan (Lyrics): The Irish Rover

and on video here:

The Dubliners ft. The Pogues - The Irish Rover (Live, TOTP 1987) - YouTube

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Thanks for the good wishes everyone. :D:D:D
Not so sure that USA will still be anything of importance after a few more years - but that is getting into politics and economics and stuff that. I don't wanna get into that because the conversation just goes round and round and round and I've got dummyer things to do like searching the sky for UFO's. If one of those things crashes around here I figure that they have some super high tech wiring that I can use to make some pretty cool speaker cables out of.......:D:D:D
 
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