The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[c2cthomas]

Originally Posted by brianco

What is a clean car???

I wuz under the impression that a "clean" car is one which has been carefully gone over to remove all fingerprints and DNA evidence....

2nd thought - an auto in which all of the VIN number things match up

Mine get's the occasional shower in a rain storm....

Ahhhhhhh - finally found a tool that will automatically center my automatic - whatever that is.......

[Zen Mod]

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[Bksabath]

Do not forghet to look into glove box and under seats and beween all knoks and cranies
Take loads of time as you never know where Official girl friend may find unoficial girl friend
undies.

And don't forghet about yours as unoficial girl friend may send them back by post.

But this is surplus advice as some one over the pond shuld know
Make shure she Sw.....s next time Bill.


No need to worry about showers over here as it is a most permanent feature.

Still Do not came near my car with that tool will you.

[Gyuri]

I would like to remember here about the fact that April's fool I am, as somebody other ones here.

[Gyuri]

I did not want to brag with this, simply only that's it.

[c2cthomas]

Originally Posted by Zen Mod

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That reminds me of one of my lives in the distant past.......

[c2cthomas]

Originally Posted by Bksabath

Do not forghet to look into glove box and under seats and beween all knoks and cranies
Take loads of time as you never know where Official girl friend may find unoficial girl friend
undies.

No worries there - At my age most of the women have undies that are very easy to find - usually about the size of a small parachute....

Originally Posted by Bksabath

Still Do not came near my car with that tool will you.

You should have one of those in your console to break out window of car should you ditch it in a waterway - survival tool.

It can come in hand when keeping 18 y/o granddaughter in line while traveling around as well.....

I don't think you can use one of those tools on auto's today - as it would most likely punch right thru the shitmetal they use now.....

[Bksabath]

Originally Posted by c2cthomas

No worries there - At my age most of the women have undies that are very easy to find - usually about the size of a small parachute....



You should have one of those in your console to break out window of car should you ditch it in a waterway - survival tool.

It can come in hand when keeping 18 y/o granddaughter in line while traveling around as well.....

I don't think you can use one of those tools on auto's today - as it would most likely punch right thru the shitmetal they use now.....

Agree with almost all of it.

with 2 exceptions

What is a litle water for one born in Venice
My dada trow me in canal at 5.

"If you wana play with mates you got to learn how to swim"

and this was in February.

Tought Country miusic toke care of Granddoughter.

[c2cthomas]

Originally Posted by Bksabath

What is a litle water for one born in Venice
My dada trow me in canal at 5.

"If you wana play with mates you got to learn how to swim"

and this was in February.

As they say - that explains a lot of things!!!!

Originally Posted by Bksabath

Tought Country miusic toke care of Granddoughter.

Sigh - words fail me.........

[Turbon]

Originally Posted by Zen Mod

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Isn't that c2cthomas cleaning the giants left ear?