Music Jokes

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Haikus

Solo pianist
Freed from all constraints of form
Heedlessly mangles

Best man pays sideman
Leader's greediness revealed
Rebellion ensues

Riffing on "Rudolph"
Musicians in red and green
Learn humility

I'm sending a sub
Not to worry, he'll be fine
He's fresh from rehab

The jam session starts
The bassist calls "Giant Steps"
Cold fear grips my brain

Women crowd bandstand
Lured by my outrageous chops
My alarm clock rings

Free jazz temptation
Strikes during the bride's first dance
What would Wynton do?

Break time is over
Rest of band is returning
Now for that phone call

The drummer helped
Me count the syllables in this
Haiku

I once had a dream
Big house, new car, big money
Now I play the bass
 
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