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Old 29th September 2006, 03:07 AM   #101
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Aaww c'mon... birch bark a plenty lol

For you though, Chris, I'm sure there's an issue of Stereophile around
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Old 29th September 2006, 03:12 AM   #102
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Good friends Bear and Rabbit were out in the woods one day. They were both backed over a fallen log taking a nice relaxing dump. Bear looked at Rabbit and said, "Rabbit, do you ever have a problem with poop getting stuck to your fur?". Rabbit said, "No Bear, not really". Bear picked up Rabbit and wipe his butt with him.

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Old 29th September 2006, 03:24 AM   #103
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Wookie, how old were you when you heard that one?
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Old 29th September 2006, 03:33 AM   #104
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Actually about 10 years ago... I would have been 38.

It's a dry joke... sort of... some people don't get it.
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Old 29th September 2006, 03:37 AM   #105
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I know I shouldn't but... what the heck?

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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Old 29th September 2006, 03:50 AM   #106
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Default ?

Bear is to rabbit as Wookie is to_____?

What does a Wookie use in the wild to clean that fur?

Poobah is too much! I used to tell that joke on the school playground when I was 8 years old! But then again I got the STRAP when I was 11 years old! Ouch, now it is illegal. I laughed as it ripped through the palm of my hand. I still feel the sting of abuse on my memory. I was a good kid but a bad kid just the same. I was bored and my teachers were uninspired.

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Old 29th September 2006, 03:56 AM   #107
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Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.


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Old 29th September 2006, 04:11 AM   #108
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Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.


Yeah..One of them Cymric's would do the job every time.
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Old 29th September 2006, 04:16 AM   #109
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Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.



Too risky . My favorite chinese food place is just down the street .

Anyway I'd hate to have to break the jar.

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Old 29th September 2006, 04:27 AM   #110
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ClassD,

The link is dead maybe?

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