Drinking Jokes

poobah · 4th April 2006, 02:15 PM

Purplepeople,

Sheesh!

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

karma · 4th April 2006, 02:21 PM

lol

anatech · 4th April 2006, 02:25 PM

Hi poobah,
Don't you do it that way ?

poobah · 4th April 2006, 02:28 PM

Chris,

Y'all should try it some time... it really works! In general, wookies are content to drink in the dark.

BTW... no offense to our Canadian friends!

AndrewT · 4th April 2006, 02:32 PM

I'm nearly tempted to join in, but Anatech removes the comments after he's had HIS fun.

poobah · 4th April 2006, 02:38 PM

OK guys,

Put your drinking jokes here! No one take offense when nationalities come up... please... we are all drunks.

BTW... I am part Irish.

Where ever you find 4 Irishmen, you're bound to find a 5th.

poobah · 4th April 2006, 02:40 PM

Andrew,

I started a new thread in "everything else"... Drinking Jokes!

Go for it...

croat47 · 4th April 2006, 02:43 PM

An Irishman, a German, and a Frenchman are all sitting at the bar.

The Frenchman orders a beer. No sooner does it get set in front of him, than a fly lands right in the froth.

"Zis is deesgusting!" he says, and pushes the glass away.

The German, not wasting any time, grabs the glass, picks out the drowning fly, and downs the tasty beverage.

The Irshman picks up the fly, holds it up in the air over his mouth and says: "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

poobah · 4th April 2006, 02:45 PM

Yeah baby!

AndrewT · 4th April 2006, 02:59 PM

Hi,
maybe I should banish myself there (for good/life).
Although folk that know me might suggest other places.

4th April 2006, 02:32 PM	#5
AndrewT diyAudio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scottish Borders	I'm nearly tempted to join in, but Anatech removes the comments after he's had HIS fun. __________________ regards Andrew T.

4th April 2006, 02:38 PM	#6
poobah diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2005	Drinking Jokes OK guys, Put your drinking jokes here! No one take offense when nationalities come up... please... we are all drunks. BTW... I am part Irish. Where ever you find 4 Irishmen, you're bound to find a 5th.

4th April 2006, 02:59 PM	#10
AndrewT diyAudio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scottish Borders	Hi, maybe I should banish myself there (for good/life). Although folk that know me might suggest other places. __________________ regards Andrew T.

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4th April 2006, 02:15 PM	#1
poobah diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2005	Purplepeople, Sheesh! How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

4th April 2006, 02:21 PM	#2
karma diyAudio Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: hamilton,ontario	lol

4th April 2006, 02:25 PM	#3
anatech diyAudio Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Georgetown, On	Hi poobah, Don't you do it that way ?

4th April 2006, 02:28 PM	#4
poobah diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2005	Chris, Y'all should try it some time... it really works! In general, wookies are content to drink in the dark. BTW... no offense to our Canadian friends!

4th April 2006, 02:40 PM	#7
poobah diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2005	Andrew, I started a new thread in "everything else"... Drinking Jokes! Go for it...

4th April 2006, 02:43 PM	#8
croat47 diyAudio Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Eastern Shore, Maryland	An Irishman, a German, and a Frenchman are all sitting at the bar. The Frenchman orders a beer. No sooner does it get set in front of him, than a fly lands right in the froth. "Zis is deesgusting!" he says, and pushes the glass away. The German, not wasting any time, grabs the glass, picks out the drowning fly, and downs the tasty beverage. The Irshman picks up the fly, holds it up in the air over his mouth and says: "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

4th April 2006, 02:45 PM	#9
poobah diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2005	Yeah baby!

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