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Old 17th September 2012, 03:40 PM   #571
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Default Scientific study of women's hearing

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Old 22nd September 2012, 04:09 PM   #572
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An engineer,

Was cleaning some grease off metal chassis with petrol poured into a dish,
The works cat ran over and lapped up the petrol,
It instantly went into a fit and ran round the room getting faster and faster,

Suddenly it stopped, went ridged and fell over.

The engineer said, "Look the cats dead!"

His mate came over and checked the cat, Its alright mate its run out of petrol.



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Old 12th December 2012, 06:41 AM   #573
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Old 10th March 2013, 12:11 PM   #574
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Old 15th March 2013, 09:52 PM   #575
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What it the oposite of Viagra?

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Old 9th July 2013, 03:12 AM   #576
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Old 9th July 2013, 03:33 AM   #577
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I like this one:

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up, I was like OMg.
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Old 9th July 2013, 03:44 AM   #578
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Old 9th July 2013, 04:02 AM   #579
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I like this one:

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up, I was like OMg.
haha i love it.

where did u get that?
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Old 9th July 2013, 02:01 PM   #580
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From Peter McK's link. There's a few good ones including a Roman in a bar.
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