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Old 31st March 2007, 03:03 AM   #421
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explaining jokes is something you just don't do. Either you 'get it', or you don't. If you don;t,: too bad, if you do 'get it', you're probably at the same level as the guy making the joke. WHatever level that may be...

An Englishman laughs three times at a joke.

Once when you tell it.

Once when he asks you to repeat it.

Once when he get it.

I'm allowed to post this according to Politically Correct guidelines because I'm about 1/4 English.
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Old 31st March 2007, 02:20 PM   #422
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My Scottish ancestors used to tell me that you should never tell a Scot a joke on a Saturday night, because he'd burst out laughing in church Sunday morning.

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Old 31st March 2007, 04:10 PM   #423
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My Scottish ancestors used to tell me that you should never tell a Scot a joke on a Saturday night, because he'd burst out laughing in church Sunday morning.

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absolutely,
but still worth trying.
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Old 4th April 2007, 08:36 AM   #424
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What do you get when you cross a UNIX system administrator, electrical engineer, refrigeration engineer, and model?
See left.

The world needs more people like you... and more guys who accept that women can look good and be intelligent at the same time

My only concern is that a study showed a significant link between women IQ and being single. The smarter, the higher the percentage of women who choose to be singles.
Not a good sign for the world population... or for us men.

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Old 18th April 2007, 12:39 AM   #425
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Old 18th April 2007, 04:33 AM   #426
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You need two when the other hweel goes.


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Old 27th April 2007, 09:13 PM   #427
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UK Engineers idea of humor (in the Daily Mail) -- No, she's NOT a beekeeper. This woman believes that her bizarre headgear can save her from the dangerous electrosmog all around us. Can she possibly be right?

Before knocking on Sarah Dacre's door, I take the precaution of checking my mobile phone. It's switched off, as she has requested.

"Last time someone came to visit," she warns, "I started feeling awfully nauseous. It turned out he had a picture phone with him and had left it switched on. A picture phone!"


She pauses, looking genuinely horrified. Apparently, this type of mobile automatically sends signals to a local base station every nine minutes - "No wonder I felt so sick."




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Old 27th April 2007, 10:25 PM   #428
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I guess she got bored with butterflies.
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Old 28th April 2007, 06:55 AM   #429
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Seems like she's a sitting duck for a lightning strike(may that not happen).

Now she's got one more thing to be wary of
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Old 28th April 2007, 10:59 AM   #430
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Is that thing plugged into her center of deduction - er - navel? oops, let us not injure the lady
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