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Old 13th July 2014, 08:22 PM   #1
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She was only the electronics engineers daughter but no one could resistor.
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And when he staggered in drunk, middle of the night, she exclaimed, "You're ohm, Henry, wire you insulate?"
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I'll bet you thought that there was nothing at all funny about oscilloscopes. Found in the February 1961 issue of "Joker - The Satire Magazine!". Note the "oscillyscope" on the workbench.

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Often in digital designs you can save a lot of labor using a GAL they share some
of the features found in a PAL with some added features. One of these I like best
is the ability to reprogram them easily.

For those who came in late PAL stands for programmable array logic and GAL is generic array logic or at least that's what I seem to remember.
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Q. Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
A. Because he couldn't resistor...
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Eddy Currents has passed away. He had hysteresis.
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they lack the capacity to shock
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