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M Gregg 22nd June 2012 06:52 PM

Embarrassing moments! (Are you man enough)
 
Embarrassing moments!

Well I wonder how many are willing to admit their most embarrassing moments..
I don’t think it reflects on any professional person or their ability, everyone makes mistakes or…..

Anyway along time ago on a planet far far away..I was shopping for toys for my daughter and new she wanted a particular doll..so we searched and searched for it everywhere was sold out..
As a last dich attempt we drove some miles to a store and hurried into the toy department. After looking for some time my wife saw the exact doll high up on a shelf..
I dried in vein to get it stretching and straining even tried looking fo an assistant<<never one about when you need one is there. So in desperation a tried spinning a few teddy bears at it and a few other things hoping to knock it of the shelf before someone else got it..to no avil..

Then a quite voice behind me said,” oh dear do reach it for the nice young man”..I looked around to see a little old lady..then her daughter that looked like wonder woman<<or porn mag star long blonde hair..absolutely stunning walked up to me<<I’m not small by most standards…

Eye to here belt buckle reached up and passed it to me,” here you are she said” and smiled with a look that would melt stone..My reply sheepishly,”Thank you” (In a kindly voice) as I felt myself go bright red with embarrassment and she wanted to talk..I have to go, I said thanks so much..Turning and trying to get away..shopping for family are we?
I made my excuses and drifted into the crowd with my wife quietly laughing behind me..He he hehe..
Me GRRRRRRR<< :o:mad::mad::mad:


Regards
M. Gregg

theAnonymous1 22nd June 2012 07:05 PM

The only embarrassing part of that story was the unintended c*** blockery provided by the presence of your wife. If she weren't there, this story could have had two happy endings. ;)

M Gregg 22nd June 2012 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by theAnonymous1 (Post 3068944)
The only embarrassing part of that story was the unintended c*** blockery provided by the presence of your wife. If she weren't there, this story could have had two happy endings. ;)

I must admit,

The thought of being helped by an old lady to "cross the road" probably didn't help..:D

Regards
M. Gregg

sippy 22nd June 2012 08:04 PM

In my early 20's, I dated a very good looking, every so lovely lass.....
After 5 weeks of dating she asks:
'Darrell, Why don't you call me Jaquie? You only ever call me Luv or Lass.'
'Oh, is that your name?'

aptquark 22nd June 2012 08:12 PM

One day at Loyola University...I was sitting on a bench, taking in the day. I dont remember the exact reason, but I got up and started to run towards the building on the opposite side of the road. There was a series of small bushes, about waist high separating the grass lawn from the sidewalk. Instead of jumping over them...I though I would just jog through them. I did not know that hidden within the series of bushes....there was also a chain link running though. Well...all I remember was faceplanting on the sidewalk, full speed, with backpack on and everything. I had about 40 witnesses that were more than happy to make it very clear...that I was a dumbass.

SY 22nd June 2012 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sippy (Post 3068989)
In my early 20's, I dated a very good looking, every so lovely lass.....
After 5 weeks of dating she asks:
'Darrell, Why don't you call me Jaquie? You only ever call me Luv or Lass.'
'Oh, is that your name?'

Mulva?

M Gregg 22nd June 2012 09:30 PM

Note most of mine are some time ago..

I pulled up with the gang by the local fish and chip shop..on my "sports moped" 50cc we all thought we were so cool with with our "learner plates" and leather jackets..looking at the group of girls sitting on the wall opposite...:D

We all put our bikes on side "Kick" stands..mine didn't have one so I put it on the centre stand..my mates all bought the Fish and chips and possed sat on their bikes looking at the girls...I was the last one out to my bike..opened the packet with curry sauce etc jumped on my bike..the stand dropped down a hole in the tarmac and dumped the bike and me backwards fish/chips and curry sauce straight in the face:o:o..

everyone rolling about laughing the guys were crying with laughter and choking on the chips..my eyes were streaming with the spices..they all drove off and left me...:D:o Oh well..thats life I guess..

Regards
M. Gregg

M Gregg 22nd June 2012 10:17 PM

Here's another one not me this time..

Me and a mate out on the town two up (motor bike 500cc) with some women on the back..
Drives into a multi storey car park..pulls up at the barrier..(I'm in front)

Pushes the button for the ticket..my mate gets off behind so his girl is standing to the side..he pushes the button and gets a ticket(which I find strange)..barrier goes up!

I drive away and he pulls a quick wheelie for a laugh ....as the barrier drops..yep straight in the face hard enough to break the wooden barrier off..

Scene..he's on the floor, " My neck my neck" his girl is doubled up laughing and can't stand up the carpark attendant is holding bits of his barrier ,"my barrier, my barrier"... my girl is now of the bike doubled up laughing..

I don't know weather to go to the bike screaming its nuts off with a jammed throttle comfort my mate or pick the women up of the floor..

I felt so sorry for him at the time...:D:D:D

Regards
M. Gregg

vacuphile 22nd June 2012 11:50 PM

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M. Gregg, the picture of Grace Slick that graces your posts, has reminded me about a disgracefully embarrassing moment in my life, every time I noticed it, so it is quite remarkable that you of all people should have started this thread.

However, since I suspect that there is another topic besides religion and politics which should not be discussed on this site, I will refrain from any further comments. Except to say that of the three elements in your avatar -hot woman, funny camel and funny smoke - at least two played prominent parts.

vac

ps Nomen est omen still isn't lost on Grace, she was 70 in this picture

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vacuphile 22nd June 2012 11:53 PM

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Not true, slick, but no grace, technical error, meant to post this one

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